Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine
Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: eamonn on September 10, 2011, 06:42:13 PM
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Well I'll go first then.
Doug: Not to worry Bill old lad. I had pound signs held-up to me at one game and came through it. They came round to my way of thinking, most people do.
Bill: Er, didn't you spend 10 million on some Colombian fella not long after?
Anyway, if they're looking for a saviour, the best I can offer them is the bloke I have playing the lead role in Jesus Christ Superstar at the moment.
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Message to Everton fans: be careful what you wish for
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Statler and Waldorf finally reunited.
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Bill: Any advice on running a club and being moderately successful while never spending much money?
Doug: You're like a son to me.
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HDE: I've got a record at home by The Steve Miller Band, it's called "Take the money and run". Best advice I ever had.
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Bill to Doug "You've come all this way to watch the game,aren't you from the Isle of Man ?"
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Fuck me Bill, I think they hate you more than the Villa lot hate me.
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Gabby, Gabby,Gabby, Gabby Agbonlahor, he's fast as ***, keep believing...
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Ellis is saying, " and that bloke Agbonlahor didn't cost me a penny and he's on one of the smallest wages in the squad, how good is that"
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Bill: "So, when Bargain Pages didn't work, and Exchange and Mart drew a blank, what did you try next?"
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Kenwright unveils inventor of bicycle kick as latest signing to shocked Goodison fans...
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So your clearing out your best ones too ?
I'll swap you my Dwight Yorke for your Dixie Dean.
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'Doug, i can't believe you're still coming to away games at your age, fair play to you'.
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'Doug, i can't believe you're still travelling to away games at your age, fair play to you'.
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'Doug, i can't believe you're still coming to away games at your age, fair play to you'.
Lovely!
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BK 'How did you up with so many people hating you for so long?'
DE 'If I was feeling down, I just sacked a manager'.
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Doug: "I'll take the fit blonde"
Bill: "I've always prefered brunettes anyway"
Doug: "ooh..suits you sir!"
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Doug: You know, I started off selling mortgages to this lot.
Bill: Yeah and most are stil stuck with them!
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Kenwright: Did you know they based Alf Roberts on you?
Doug: It was never the same after Meg died.
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kenwright " im sorry Doug but ive told you before i will not give you the lead role in Joseph no matter how many times you ask me!"
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HDE to leading Theatre Impresario: Have I ever told you about how I invented many of the acts featured on Sunday Night at the London Palladium? No? Well, Lew Grade used to call me up and say, "Doug, I know you're busy single-handedly building the package tour industry, but I've got a problem that I need your help with..."
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HDE.....If you really want to piss the fans off name a stand after yourself.
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BK: 'Did you smash it?'
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HDE "don't worry about what they think, give it a few minuets and the senility will take of it! It's worked for me for years!"
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"I invented collusion you know."
"No Doug, I just paid 6M on the boy and let you think you did"
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Message to Everton fans: be careful what you wish for
Yes, because we're close to going bust and broke and ending up doing a Leeds/Sheff Wed. Oh, wait, no, we're not.
Not everyone has money to throw around like Man City and Liverpool won't be spending like they are now in a few years time when they've failed to qualify for the Champions League.
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Message to Everton fans: be careful what you wish for
Yes, because we're close to going bust and broke and ending up doing a Leeds/Sheff Wed. Oh, wait, no, we're not.
Not everyone has money to throw around like Man City and Liverpool won't be spending like they are now in a few years time when they've failed to qualify for the Champions League.
Liverpool remind me of us a few years ago. Thrown a lot of money at some average to decent talent which will get them in the mix for the top 4 but ultimately they won't quite make it - though the demise of Arsenal probably means they have more of a chance than we did when we came close. They will continue to pay over the odds for good'ish players at the level of an Adam or Downing until it all peters out in a couple of years time when they realise that it just sheer naked money that buys leagues these days and that the innate talent of the manager appears to have no relevance anymore....
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Message to Everton fans: be careful what you wish for
Yes, because we're close to going bust and broke and ending up doing a Leeds/Sheff Wed. Oh, wait, no, we're not.
nah, I dont believe Doug was saying all that!
Not everyone has money to throw around like Man City and Liverpool won't be spending like they are now in a few years time when they've failed to qualify for the Champions League.
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HDE: Go on then i'll tke the lot for £15m as long as you get that c**t Fellainis hair cut first!
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"Have you ever stolen a general's coat, Bill?"
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Ellis: you know bill i can get randy to give you some credit.
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Doug: "Don't worry Bill, I think i may know an American who may be interested in a new club."
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"That's right Bill lad, I did invent the bicycle kick"
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Kenwright: "Can you smell piss?"
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Kenwright: "Can you smell piss?"
Yes, very original and unfunny.
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"Can you go a little quicker, I'm going to finish before you!"
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HDE: And the Bishop said...................................................
BK: I haven't heard that one before!