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Title: Your Captions Please #1047
Post by: eamonn on September 10, 2011, 06:42:13 PM
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Title: Re: Your Captions Please #1047
Post by: eamonn on September 10, 2011, 07:11:48 PM
Well I'll go first then.

Doug: Not to worry Bill old lad. I had pound signs held-up to me at one game and came through it. They came round to my way of thinking, most people do.

Bill: Er, didn't you spend 10 million on some Colombian fella not long after?
Anyway, if they're looking for a saviour, the best I can offer them is the bloke I have playing the lead role in Jesus Christ Superstar at the moment.
Title: Re: Your Captions Please #1047
Post by: The Man With A Stick on September 10, 2011, 07:18:05 PM
Message to Everton fans: be careful what you wish for
Title: Re: Your Captions Please #1047
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on September 10, 2011, 07:22:05 PM
Statler and Waldorf finally reunited.
Title: Re: Your Captions Please #1047
Post by: PeterWithesShin on September 10, 2011, 07:24:54 PM
Bill: Any advice on running a club and being moderately successful while never spending much money?

Doug: You're like a son to me.
Title: Re: Your Captions Please #1047
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on September 10, 2011, 07:26:18 PM
HDE: I've got a record at home by The Steve Miller Band, it's called "Take the money and run". Best advice I ever had.
Title: Re: Your Captions Please #1047
Post by: Nigel Macdougall on September 10, 2011, 07:36:40 PM
Bill to Doug "You've come all this way to watch the game,aren't you from the Isle of Man ?"
Title: Re: Your Captions Please #1047
Post by: Drummond on September 10, 2011, 07:48:07 PM
Fuck me Bill, I think they hate you more than the Villa lot hate me.
Title: Re: Your Captions Please #1047
Post by: The Moose on September 10, 2011, 07:58:32 PM
Gabby, Gabby,Gabby, Gabby Agbonlahor, he's fast as ***, keep believing...
Title: Re: Your Captions Please #1047
Post by: Villanation on September 10, 2011, 08:01:12 PM
Ellis is saying, " and that bloke Agbonlahor didn't cost me a penny and he's on one of the smallest wages in the squad, how good is that"
Title: Re: Your Captions Please #1047
Post by: pauliewalnuts on September 10, 2011, 08:26:22 PM
Bill: "So, when Bargain Pages didn't work, and Exchange and Mart drew a blank, what did you try next?"
Title: Re: Your Captions Please #1047
Post by: Lobsterboy on September 10, 2011, 09:28:42 PM
Kenwright unveils inventor of bicycle kick as latest signing to shocked Goodison fans...
Title: Re: Your Captions Please #1047
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on September 10, 2011, 09:47:56 PM
So your clearing out your best ones too ?
I'll swap you my Dwight Yorke for your Dixie Dean.
Title: Re: Your Captions Please #1047
Post by: Clampy on September 10, 2011, 10:50:58 PM
'Doug, i can't believe you're still coming to away games at your age, fair play to you'.
Title: Re: Your Captions Please #1047
Post by: Clampy on September 10, 2011, 10:51:47 PM
'Doug, i can't believe you're still travelling to away games at your age, fair play to you'.
Title: Re: Your Captions Please #1047
Post by: German James on September 10, 2011, 11:41:46 PM
'Doug, i can't believe you're still coming to away games at your age, fair play to you'.

Lovely!
Title: Re: Your Captions Please #1047
Post by: Vanilla on September 11, 2011, 12:00:57 AM
BK 'How did you up with so many people hating you for so long?'

DE 'If I was feeling down, I just sacked a manager'.
Title: Re: Your Captions Please #1047
Post by: KRS on September 11, 2011, 01:50:06 AM
Doug: "I'll take the fit blonde"
Bill: "I've always prefered brunettes anyway"
Doug: "ooh..suits you sir!"
Title: Re: Your Captions Please #1047
Post by: Brian Taylor on September 11, 2011, 02:27:41 AM
Doug: You know, I started off selling mortgages to this lot.
Bill: Yeah and most are stil stuck with them!
Title: Re: Your Captions Please #1047
Post by: martin on September 11, 2011, 04:31:59 AM
Kenwright: Did you know they based Alf Roberts on you?

Doug: It was never the same after Meg died.
Title: Re: Your Captions Please #1047
Post by: eastie on September 11, 2011, 08:46:08 AM
kenwright " im sorry Doug but ive told you before i will not give you the lead role in Joseph no matter how many times you ask me!"
Title: Re: Your Captions Please #1047
Post by: TopDeck113 on September 11, 2011, 09:40:29 AM
HDE to leading Theatre Impresario: Have I ever told you about how I invented many of the acts featured on Sunday Night at the London Palladium? No?  Well, Lew Grade used to call me up and say, "Doug, I know you're busy single-handedly building the package tour industry, but I've got a problem that I need your help with..."
Title: Re: Your Captions Please #1047
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on September 11, 2011, 09:58:35 AM
HDE.....If you really want to piss the fans off name a stand after yourself.
Title: Re: Your Captions Please #1047
Post by: Vanilla on September 11, 2011, 10:18:55 AM
BK: 'Did you smash it?'
Title: Re: Your Captions Please #1047
Post by: MarkM on September 11, 2011, 10:29:21 AM
HDE "don't worry about what they think, give it a few minuets and the senility will take of it! It's worked for me for years!"
Title: Re: Your Captions Please #1047
Post by: Daholteend on September 11, 2011, 11:04:56 AM
"I invented collusion you know."

"No Doug, I just paid 6M on the boy and let you think you did"
Title: Re: Your Captions Please #1047
Post by: Can Gana Be Bettered!?!? on September 11, 2011, 12:46:18 PM
Message to Everton fans: be careful what you wish for

Yes, because we're close to going bust and broke and ending up doing a Leeds/Sheff Wed. Oh, wait, no, we're not.

Not everyone has money to throw around like Man City and Liverpool won't be spending like they are now in a few years time when they've failed to qualify for the Champions League.
Title: Re: Your Captions Please #1047
Post by: richard moore on September 11, 2011, 12:57:35 PM
Message to Everton fans: be careful what you wish for

Yes, because we're close to going bust and broke and ending up doing a Leeds/Sheff Wed. Oh, wait, no, we're not.

Not everyone has money to throw around like Man City and Liverpool won't be spending like they are now in a few years time when they've failed to qualify for the Champions League.

Liverpool remind me of us a few years ago. Thrown a lot of money at some average to decent talent which will get them in the mix for the top 4 but ultimately they won't quite make it - though the demise of Arsenal probably means they have more of a chance than we did when we came close. They will continue to pay over the odds for good'ish players at the level of an Adam or Downing until it all peters out in a couple of years time when they realise that it just sheer naked money that buys leagues these days and that the innate talent of the manager appears to have no relevance anymore....
Title: Re: Your Captions Please #1047
Post by: woody4866 on September 11, 2011, 12:59:07 PM
Message to Everton fans: be careful what you wish for

Yes, because we're close to going bust and broke and ending up doing a Leeds/Sheff Wed. Oh, wait, no, we're not.

nah, I dont believe Doug was saying all that!

Not everyone has money to throw around like Man City and Liverpool won't be spending like they are now in a few years time when they've failed to qualify for the Champions League.
Title: Re: Your Captions Please #1047
Post by: badluckeric(gates) on September 12, 2011, 10:27:49 AM
HDE: Go on then i'll tke the lot for £15m as long as you get that c**t Fellainis hair cut first!
Title: Re: Your Captions Please #1047
Post by: Mazrim on September 12, 2011, 10:47:06 AM
"Have you ever stolen a general's coat, Bill?"
Title: Re: Your Captions Please #1047
Post by: brice jovial on September 15, 2011, 01:54:57 AM
Ellis: you know bill i can get randy to give you some credit.
Title: Re: Your Captions Please #1047
Post by: mark1968 on September 15, 2011, 03:46:04 AM
Doug: "Don't worry Bill, I think i may know an American who may be interested in a new club."
Title: Re: Your Captions Please #1047
Post by: QBVILLA on September 15, 2011, 06:39:32 AM
"That's right Bill lad, I did invent the bicycle kick"
Title: Re: Your Captions Please #1047
Post by: Greg N'Ash on September 15, 2011, 07:41:43 AM
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Kenwright: "Can you smell piss?"
Title: Re: Your Captions Please #1047
Post by: Clampy on September 15, 2011, 08:27:13 AM
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Kenwright: "Can you smell piss?"

Yes, very original and unfunny.
Title: Re: Your Captions Please #1047
Post by: Greg N'Ash on September 15, 2011, 08:29:05 AM
and
Title: Re: Your Captions Please #1047
Post by: MarkM on September 15, 2011, 08:38:06 AM
"Can you go a little quicker, I'm going to finish before you!"
Title: Re: Your Captions Please #1047
Post by: Simon Ward on September 15, 2011, 10:03:43 AM
HDE: And the Bishop said...................................................
BK: I haven't heard that one before!
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