Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine
Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: gervilla on June 03, 2011, 08:26:39 PM
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I've been off work since Tuesday with a chest infection and I'm very bored.
I've been on this site most of the time and have enjoyed all the arguing and nit picking about who should be the next manager.
But who( of the names linked with the job, this time around or last ) would make you crack up if they were announced to be the next incumbent of the hot seat ?
Who would make you put your foot through the T.V. when you see it flying through the bottom of the screen on SSN ?
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Barry Fry,
Big Eck,
Holloway,
Brolly waving halfwit,
Dolly
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A poll needed.
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Pope Gregory XV
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Curbishley
Billy McNeill
MoN
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A poll needed.
Be my guest.
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Jane Horrocks, Robert Mugabe, Keith Chegwin, David Cameron, RastaMouse.
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Curbishley.
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Avram Grant,David O'leary,Gordon Honeycombe.
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As an aside Henry Winter was on twitter today saying that surely most Villa fans would be overjoyed if MON were to agree to come back.
Finger on the pulse that lad.
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BFR.
"There are a lot of these "coloured" players nowadays..."
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I think Avram Grant is a good call...the man is a disaster. West Ham were down the day he was named manager.
Of the names in the frame for the job Maclaren would have to be for me the worst case scenario.
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Ken Dodd.
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McClaren is a very highly respected coach, its just he's tried to show he's not the usual parochial Englishman abroad and he's looked a right twat. I think, in time, he'll do well again in England.
Not us and not now though.
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Rafa Benitez
Steve McClaren
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McLeish
Pulis
McCarthy
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Martin O'Neill.
David O'Leary.
Dr Jo.
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Sarah Beeney
JR Ewing
Uncle Tom Cobley
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Ryan Giggs (he can only F#ck up!!!)
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Cardinal Richelieu (Muskehounds - deceitful and will cut your throat to his own advantage)
Angie Watts (Alcoholic and cant deal with trouble making shysters)
Bernie Madoff (not to be trusted with money)
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Dr Michael Hfuhruhurr
Cherie Lunghi
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Machiavelli
Dr Faustus
Merchant of Venice
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Barry Fry,
Big Eck,
Holloway,
Brolly waving halfwit,
Dolly
Wot D.Boy said.
Oh, and Stuart Gray.
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Graham Turner and Billy Mcneill
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Steve Hodge
No word filter? OK.
S**** H****
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I don't remember a lot of these names being in the frame for the job in the last 11 months. I've been missing a lot of the gossip and ITK by going to work 6 days a week since MON spat the dummy out.
What else have I missed ?
Did Stephen Ireland get player of the year ?
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Jack warner.
Nick Leeson
Pee wee Herman
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I don't remember a lot of these names being in the frame for the job in the last 11 months. I've been missing a lot of the gossip and ITK by going to work 6 days a week since MON spay the dummy out.
What else have I missed ?
Mafeking's been relieved.
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Peter Sutcliffe
John from Coronation Street (no longer available)
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BFR.
"There are a lot of these "coloured" players nowadays..."
.... and he started the 'craze' !
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Hosni Mubarak is available (once he settles his restaraunt bill).
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Ron Manager
Jumpers for goalposts.......................
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A poll needed.
I see what you meant.
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Billy Graham
Mother Teresa
St Patrick
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Billy Graham
Mother Teresa
St Patrick
Why St Patrick, he could be great. Is it because he's Welsh ?
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The boy from 'Gentle Ben'. I really hate him
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Sepp Blatter
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I'm warming to this.
Brian Close
Christopher Lillicrap
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Pastor Terry Jones
PA guy: "...and on Monday the club will announce details of the forthcoming International Burn A 'nose Day, taking place on Blues matchday"
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Trevor Francis.
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Trevor Francis.
Now you are just taking the piss.
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Paul Daniels and Debbie McGee
Bernie Clifton (with or without the ostrich)
Jimmy Saville (Dunne wouldn't be able to cope with fitness work)
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Boris Johnson or Giles Brandreth
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Allardyce
Pullis
MON
Any other long ball specialist
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That fella who gets really excited when the election results are coming in.
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Trevor Francis, Paul Tait, Robbie Savage, Robert Hopkins, Steve Bruce. and anyone who played for Small Heath Alliance.
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or Noel Gallagher
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O.K then, seeing as this thread has descended into farce...
... Jedward.
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That fella who gets really excited when the election results are coming in.
What, Nick Clegg?
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Doug Ellis, this thread could go on forever but will probably be locked very shortly.
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That fella who gets really excited when the election results are coming in.
What, Nick Clegg?
Peter Snow?
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O'Leary
/thread
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John Toshak
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Curbishley McClaren
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Under no Schircumschtances, for Shure, Schteve fucking Mclaren - we would be a laughing Schtock, for Shure.
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Helen Keller. Good at pinball, crap at football.
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Jane Horrocks, Robert Mugabe, Keith Chegwin, David Cameron, RastaMouse.
How can you say Rasta Mouse? He make a bad ting good ye?
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Stone Cold Steve Austin.
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Steve Mclaren, Alan Curbishley (both not good enough), Rafa Benitez as he would be another manager still in love with liverpool managing us, & anyone else who doesn't give the club & the fans the passion & commitment we deserve UTV
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Ratko Mladic. He's in prison. Would be effing useless taking training sessions.
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Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Stone cold steve irwin.
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Phil fucking Collins
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Bono?
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Ratko Mladic. He's in prison. Would be effing useless taking training sessions.
Don't worry, he has an assistant he can pass tactics onto - his cousin Branko.
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Brollyman.
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Mclaren
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Nigel Callaghan.... Get the half-time music sorted as well!! Total bargain
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Mrs Masterton.
I fucking hated her.
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Trevor Francis.
Superstar, came down from heaven on a Yamaha,
Did a skid,
killed a kid,
smashed his bollocks on a dustbin lid.
Fortunately the prince of darkness is out of the running, I wouldn't want McLaren.
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Tracey Andrews
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Sparky
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Anyone who posts on this thread
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Chris Smith
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Curbishley
Curbishley
Curbishley
Curbishley
Curbishley
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Sepp Blatter .......
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Why St Patrick, he could be great. Is it because he's Welsh ?
Brian's afraid that he'd only play the 3-3-3 formation. On the plus side he'd be able to convert all the small heathens into true believers i.e. Villa fans, thus boosting our attendances.
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Why St Patrick, he could be great. Is it because he's Welsh ?
Brian's afraid that he'd only play the 3-3-3 formation. On the plus side he'd be able to convert all the small heathens into true believers i.e. Villa fans, thus boosting our attendances.
He did drive the snakes out and we do need a few miracles..perhaps he could get Augustine and Cuthbert on the wings?
St Andrew no chance.. neither Patroclus, Paris or Hector.
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Some really well qualified people for the crown listed on here but I must see your Caligula's horse and raise you
Dr Desmond Tutu
Although he has filled Villa Park in the past the prospect of what the tabloid headline writers would do with a Villa game ending with us scoring twice and the opposition doing the same has me reaching for the Stanley blades.
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McLaren.
I also fear hearing the words - "That Graham Turner is doing quite well with Shrewsbury, I wonder what he could do at a big club".
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O'Neill
O'Leary
Me
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I would be slightly let down if we got Steve McLaren although I would support him his appointment wouldn't fill me with optimism.
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Jethro Tull
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I would be slightly let down if we got Steve McLaren although I would support him his appointment wouldn't fill me with optimism.
For me this would be a major let down. All the other candidates discussed form Ancelotti to Martinez have some merit as the mixture of fors and againsts show over the last few days. But McLaren leaves me totally cold and deflated! Please no.
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A little more seriously:
Curbishley
McLaren
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Bryan Robson. I think i'd cry during the whole season, if he lasted that long.
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Peter Reid
Gary Megson
Steve McLaren
Alan Curbishley
Carlton Palmer
Bryan Robson
I could go on
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Christian Gross
Egil Olsen
Brian Kidd not for his coaching ability but that effin raindance in 92 against Sheff Wed
Tim Lovejoy
Helen Chamberlain
Tim Lovejoys successor on Soccer AM
Anyone connected with Soccer AM
Clive Tyldsley
Howard from the Halifax
Screech off Saved by the bell
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Gordon Brown
Maggie Thatcher
Nick Clegg
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Billy Davies. And is bloody third person interviews!!
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I had a dream last nite that we appointed Paul Jewel, i've never been so releaved to wake up.
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Gordon Brittas
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Most people mentioned above would lead Villa into uncharted doom, chaos and disaster. So, in that vein........................... Legion !!
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Trevor Francis.
David Pleat.
The manager off Footballers Wives who was based on Sven.
Gazza.
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O'Neill
O'Leary
Me
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Screech off Saved by the bell
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Shere Khan
Pierce Brosnan
Jose Dominguez
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Frank Bough
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Rene Artois. I shall say this only once.
oops
"allo, 'allo - I forgot we had him already.
Gid moaning
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I m watching Judge John Deed. He s very level headed and all that, and no doubt a disciplinarian but he should definitely not be the new manager.
Oh he d probably shag all the players wives too
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Brian Blessed. Actually, no, he should be the new manager.
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Brian Blessed. Actually, no, he should be the new manager.
Seconded, Brian Blessed would be fantastic. Preferably with Basil Brush as assistant.
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Fabio Capello. I hope he has used all of hie 100 words during half time, and I hope those words include, "Milner you twat, when the keeper asks you to take a position in the wall...STAY IN IT!"
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Dame Edna Everage.
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Brian Blessed. Actually, no, he should be the new manager.
If only for the moment when he turns and notices Sid on the bench and exclaims "GORDONS ALIVE! DIVE YOUNGY!"
Get the paperwork sorted Randy we've found a new leader.
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Steve Mclaren.......that is all !
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Capello.
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Shami Chakrabarti
Though i would prefer Shami to Dutch Shteeeve
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The question mark from the title of this thread
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Albert Switzwer
Jimi Hendrix
Phillip Larkin
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Brian
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Charles Manson would be my last choice. Unless he could brainwash Young and Downing into signing new contracts. Then my last choice would be Roger Mellie.
EDIT: Schteve the Dutchman.
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Schteve
Curbishley
Hughes
O'leary
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Steve Staunton.
I heard an absolutely frightening story on Thursday evening about us having been in talks with Staunton for weeks. The bloke who told me is very well connected and has worked within the club for ten years+.
Please don't let Staunton anywhere near my beloved football club.
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Steve Staunton.
I heard an absolutely frightening story on Thursday evening about us having been in talks with Staunton for weeks. The bloke who told me is very well connected and has worked within the club for ten years+.
Please don't let Staunton anywhere near my beloved football club.
You would have to be an imbecile ...or the F.A.I.. to give him the managers job.
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Ricky Otto
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Ratko Mladic. Not only is he a mass murdering, bastard, prick, but also he is apparently too ill to stand trial for his evil, scumbag, pig fucking war crimes/atrocities.
Would be a bad move all round.
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Ratko Mladic. Not only is he a mass murdering, bastard, prick, but also he is apparently too ill to stand trial for his evil, scumbag, pig fucking war crimes/atrocities.
Would be a bad move all round.
Maybe, but i'd take him over Pol Pot.
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Ratko Mladic. Not only is he a mass murdering, bastard, prick, but also he is apparently too ill to stand trial for his evil, scumbag, pig fucking war crimes/atrocities.
Would be a bad move all round.
Maybe, but i'd take him over Pol Pot.
Heinrich Himmler developed many of the ideas implemented by both of above but he certainly did know how to market them. Unspeakable and unpleasant maybe but naah....he was German too?
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FSW Benitez ... tosspot!
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Sian Massey.
For her own sake.
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Maybe, but i'd take him over Pol Pot.
Why, do some of our players wear glasses?
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Allardyce, Brown, Bruce, Curbishley, Eriksson, Francis, Fry, Grant, Gray, Ince, Jones, Kidd, Lee, McCarthy, McClaren, Megson, Mowbray, O'Leary, Pardew, Pearce, Pulis, Robson, Roeder, Royle, Southgate and that ex-manager of Milli Vanilli.
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Under no circumstances can Randy appoint Maclaren as manager of Aston Villa. His record after the England disaster is average at best. And his appointment at our club especially at a time when we are in decline could possibly have irreversible consequences. As fans we must make this message loud and clear to prevent a possible nightmare taking place ..........
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Was hoping you would get to keep the seperate topic on this one Walters Warriors as I cannot state in terms high enough how much I DO NOT want Mclaren anywhere near the job, and I am gettung seriously worried now as it look like he may be the only one around that he seems to be sleep walking in to the role.
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Should McLaren get the job (and it could well happen) The site will explode.
Not as bad as some make out, but he wouldn't be my first choice.
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PLEASE PLEASE RANDY..............NOT BROLLY WALLY SECOND CHOICE STEVE........ THE ONLY BETTING WILL BE HOW LONG IT TAKES HIM TO DEVELOP A BRUMMIE ACCENT TWINGED WITH DOUBLE DUTCH
NONONONONONONONONOOOOOOOOOOOO BROLLY MAC
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Carlo Ancelotti.
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Was hoping you would get to keep the seperate topic on this one Walters Warriors as I cannot state in terms high enough how much I DO NOT want Mclaren anywhere near the job, and I am gettung seriously worried now as it look like he may be the only one around that he seems to be sleep walking in to the role.
This was intended to be a seperate New Topic. But for some reason it has been merged. I will contact the mods and ask them to seperate ........
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I don't know many people that do want him.
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This is simple
Gordon Brown - I'd give him a try, may balance the books - I'll give it a try
Adolf Hitler - may lose, but at least we'd be organised - I'll give it a try
Bin Laden - he may be dead, but we'd have a world-wide network helping us - i'll give it a try
Liam Gallager - may be a prick, but no one would mess with us - I'll give him a try.
Steve McLaren - nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Randy, please not McLaren !
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Carlo Ancelotti - I can't stand another year of waiting.
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I'm guessing that all the people who quite like the idea of Martinez and a 'long term plan' will be quite happy to be in the same position as Wigan were this season when he's in his second season with us. After all, it's a long term plan isn't it?