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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: AsTallAsLions on May 26, 2011, 06:10:39 PM

Title: Just Going To Leave This Here... (Formerly 100% Villa, Forever 100% Hilarious)
Post by: AsTallAsLions on May 26, 2011, 06:10:39 PM


What's the French for moron?

Adieu, Monsieur Pires.
Title: Re: Just Going To Leave This Here... (Formerly 100% Villa, Forever 100% Hilarious)
Post by: The Left Side on May 26, 2011, 08:12:27 PM
Is he leaving for sure? I love the attempted penalty, I think they were winning easily so it didn't matter but I could be mistaken.
Title: Re: Just Going To Leave This Here... (Formerly 100% Villa, Forever 100% Hilarious)
Post by: woo on May 26, 2011, 08:37:13 PM
Hope he is, waste of space & money
Title: Re: Just Going To Leave This Here... (Formerly 100% Villa, Forever 100% Hilarious)
Post by: atomicjam on May 26, 2011, 08:42:08 PM
Is he leaving for sure? I love the attempted penalty, I think they were winning easily so it didn't matter but I could be mistaken.

I would have thought so...

Pires - Villa lacked respect
Veteran upset at not getting more game time for Midlanders
French veteran Robert Pires has hit out at a perceived lack of respect during his spell at Aston Villa.

The 37-year-old joined Villa on a six-month deal in November after leaving Villarreal, but he made just 12 appearances for the club.

The French winger was left frustrated by his lack of first-team action and has branded his stay at the club as a 'failure'.

"When I look back, I am extremely disappointed," he told The Express and Star.

"I knew I wasn't going to be a guaranteed starter but I would have liked to have been used a bit more.

"During the match at Arsenal, we were winning 2-0 and I thought Gary McAllister was going to put me on. It was at that moment I said to myself there was a lack of respect.

"My experience at Villa has been a failure."

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_6953810,00.html
Title: Re: Just Going To Leave This Here... (Formerly 100% Villa, Forever 100% Hilarious)
Post by: The Left Side on May 26, 2011, 08:43:27 PM
Yep sounds like he is off!
Title: Re: Just Going To Leave This Here... (Formerly 100% Villa, Forever 100% Hilarious)
Post by: Greg N'Ash on May 26, 2011, 08:53:47 PM
Don't diss uncle bob. In a season of very little cheer his comedy turns have been a welcome throwback to a simpler time of jumpers for goalposts, standing on terraces and the 3 day week.. I was going to invest in a black and white tv to get the full effect if he'd stayed
Title: Re: Just Going To Leave This Here... (Formerly 100% Villa, Forever 100% Hilarious)
Post by: The Moose on May 26, 2011, 08:55:47 PM
Lack of respect? You have to earn respect.

Don't let the door hit you on the way out....
Title: Re: Just Going To Leave This Here... (Formerly 100% Villa, Forever 100% Hilarious)
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on May 26, 2011, 09:03:08 PM
What's the French for moron?

crétin
Title: Re: Just Going To Leave This Here... (Formerly 100% Villa, Forever 100% Hilarious)
Post by: Des Little on May 26, 2011, 09:08:27 PM
Toodle pip, You won't be missed.  Le twot.
Title: Re: Just Going To Leave This Here... (Formerly 100% Villa, Forever 100% Hilarious)
Post by: The Left Side on May 26, 2011, 09:37:53 PM
Lack of respect? You have to earn respect.

Don't let the door hit you on the way out....

Well said Moose
Title: Re: Just Going To Leave This Here... (Formerly 100% Villa, Forever 100% Hilarious)
Post by: Pete3206 on May 26, 2011, 09:44:35 PM
Quote
"My experience at Villa has been a failure."

Spot on Mr Pires
Title: Re: Just Going To Leave This Here... (Formerly 100% Villa, Forever 100% Hilarious)
Post by: Clark W Griswold on May 26, 2011, 10:03:52 PM
Pissflap.
Title: Re: Just Going To Leave This Here... (Formerly 100% Villa, Forever 100% Hilarious)
Post by: newtonsballs on May 26, 2011, 10:05:07 PM
Message to Pires:
When your head is up your own arse all you will see and hear is the shit coming out of you. So, Foxtrot Oscar!
Title: Re: Just Going To Leave This Here... (Formerly 100% Villa, Forever 100% Hilarious)
Post by: pauliewalnuts on May 26, 2011, 10:09:24 PM
"Lack of respect" for not giving him a run out against his old club?

Cheeky bastard.
Title: Re: Just Going To Leave This Here... (Formerly 100% Villa, Forever 100% Hilarious)
Post by: KevinGage on May 26, 2011, 10:15:05 PM
So all the other times he was either on the bench or not even in the squad, he was OK with that.

But not being allowed to trot out for a few minutes at the Emirates and get a round of applause from the gooners was a lack of respect. Self centred, much?

If I had to give a textbook example of a lack of respect, it might include a footballer making those kind of comments about a club that has paid him handsomely for the past few months. Despite getting very little in return.
Title: Re: Just Going To Leave This Here... (Formerly 100% Villa, Forever 100% Hilarious)
Post by: Des Little on May 26, 2011, 10:35:08 PM
If we had brought him on at Arsenal I'm 100% certain we wouldn't have won.  That's why.  He's useless.
Title: Re: Just Going To Leave This Here... (Formerly 100% Villa, Forever 100% Hilarious)
Post by: Dave on May 26, 2011, 10:36:39 PM
If we had brought him on at Arsenal I'm 100% certain we wouldn't have won.  That's why.  He's useless.
Yup. Defending a narrow lead in the last few minutes away at Arsenal isn't really the right opportunity to bring Pires on for a farewell wave to the crowd.
Title: Re: Just Going To Leave This Here... (Formerly 100% Villa, Forever 100% Hilarious)
Post by: eamonn on May 27, 2011, 12:38:27 AM
His comments in the press up to now have been quite complimentary of the club. If he really wants to play every week it was never going to be here. He should go somewhere sunny and wind-down.
Title: Re: Just Going To Leave This Here... (Formerly 100% Villa, Forever 100% Hilarious)
Post by: Greg N'Ash on May 27, 2011, 12:50:57 AM
His comments in the press up to now have been quite complimentary of the club. If he really wants to play every week it was never going to be here. He should go somewhere sunny and wind-down.


An old people's home perhaps.. Bottom line is he's 37 and he should have retired long before he turned up at our place. He's totally gone and if he can't see that he's got a serious case of self-denial
Title: Re: Just Going To Leave This Here... (Formerly 100% Villa, Forever 100% Hilarious)
Post by: Nev on May 27, 2011, 06:23:48 AM
For Pires see Ireland. Entirely predictable and utterly depressing.



Title: Re: Just Going To Leave This Here... (Formerly 100% Villa, Forever 100% Hilarious)
Post by: Rip Van We Go Again on May 27, 2011, 07:50:30 AM
Pires leaving?

In that case, the club can stick the season ticket up their arse.
Title: Re: Just Going To Leave This Here... (Formerly 100% Villa, Forever 100% Hilarious)
Post by: UsualSuspect on May 27, 2011, 08:55:02 AM
"Lack of respect" for not giving him a run out against his old club?

Cheeky bastard.

Fuck me perhaps the twat has got a premier league game mixed up with a Dad's v Lad's end of season game.

Title: Re: Just Going To Leave This Here... (Formerly 100% Villa, Forever 100% Hilarious)
Post by: darren woolley on May 27, 2011, 09:15:45 AM
Well we gave him his one last hurrah in the premier league he should be thanking us.
Title: Re: Just Going To Leave This Here... (Formerly 100% Villa, Forever 100% Hilarious)
Post by: Dave Cooper please on May 27, 2011, 10:58:36 AM
Pires leaving?

In that case, the club can stick the season ticket up their arse.

You'll have to try harder Fletch, Nobody, but nobody is going to fall for that one.
Title: Re: Just Going To Leave This Here... (Formerly 100% Villa, Forever 100% Hilarious)
Post by: Big Dick Edwards on May 27, 2011, 11:45:39 AM
So all the other times he was either on the bench or not even in the squad, he was OK with that.

But not being allowed to trot out for a few minutes at the Emirates and get a round of applause from the gooners was a lack of respect. Self centred, much?

If I had to give a textbook example of a lack of respect, it might include a footballer making those kind of comments about a club that has paid him handsomely for the past few months. Despite getting very little in return.

And provided him with a chauffeur to drive him to training!!
Title: Re: Just Going To Leave This Here... (Formerly 100% Villa, Forever 100% Hilarious)
Post by: villabusaboy on May 27, 2011, 12:04:07 PM
Taxi for Pires, he's not having the Limo and driver!!!
Title: Re: Just Going To Leave This Here... (Formerly 100% Villa, Forever 100% Hilarious)
Post by: Chris Jameson on May 27, 2011, 01:04:51 PM
Lack of respect? You have to earn respect.


To be honest having waited with my 8 year old after the Wolves game for autographs there is only Pires and Albrighton I have any respect for.
Title: Re: Just Going To Leave This Here... (Formerly 100% Villa, Forever 100% Hilarious)
Post by: mozza on May 27, 2011, 02:51:40 PM
Won't be missed ..........arguably cost us the game at Hawthorns

In funny sort of way liked seeing him shuffle around the pitch and thinking
"I can move faster than that"

Don't know whether he had positive influence on younger players at Bodymoor
was he there long enough in the day having commuted from London ?     
Title: Re: Just Going To Leave This Here... (Formerly 100% Villa, Forever 100% Hilarious)
Post by: Damo70 on May 27, 2011, 03:30:59 PM
How's this then Robert? I have the utmost respect for the career you have had in football and think bringing you in as a free agent when we had an injury crisis was a decent idea. Since then I think you have been a waste of space and have yelled abuse at the very mention of your name both at games and watching on TV. There a bit of balance and respect, now f**k off!
Title: Re: Just Going To Leave This Here... (Formerly 100% Villa, Forever 100% Hilarious)
Post by: London Villan on May 27, 2011, 05:34:19 PM
Hope McCallister realises why he got so much stick when he brought him on now.
Title: Re: Just Going To Leave This Here... (Formerly 100% Villa, Forever 100% Hilarious)
Post by: Rancid custard on May 27, 2011, 05:35:16 PM
Quote
"My experience at Villa has been a failure."

Spot on Mr Pires

Villa's experience of Pires has been a failure...
Title: Re: Just Going To Leave This Here... (Formerly 100% Villa, Forever 100% Hilarious)
Post by: curiousorange on May 27, 2011, 06:13:36 PM
Thinking about Pires's usefulness in the midst of a relegation battle, I'm reminded of that bit in Blackadder when they're about to go over the top and Blackadder reminds George not to forget his stick. 'You're right,' he replies. 'Wouldn't want to face a machine gun without this.'

The guy's a coq with  a capital k.
Title: Re: Just Going To Leave This Here... (Formerly 100% Villa, Forever 100% Hilarious)
Post by: BC54 VFC on May 27, 2011, 06:57:51 PM
Hope McCallister realises why he got so much stick when he brought him on now.

One would hope he does, and that was why he didn't bring him on at the Emirates; well done GMac.
Title: Re: Just Going To Leave This Here... (Formerly 100% Villa, Forever 100% Hilarious)
Post by: nuninho on May 27, 2011, 07:01:05 PM
Good goal against Blackburn.

Past his best due to age, not his fault, maybe we shouldn't have expected as much from him.  Good luck.  It didn't work.  Move on!
Title: Re: Just Going To Leave This Here... (Formerly 100% Villa, Forever 100% Hilarious)
Post by: Fergal on May 27, 2011, 09:08:31 PM
Lack of respect? You have to earn respect.

Don't let the door hit you on the way out....
And don't come back
Title: Re: Just Going To Leave This Here... (Formerly 100% Villa, Forever 100% Hilarious)
Post by: madirishvillain on May 27, 2011, 10:36:33 PM
when i read that i basically see pires saying Villa (Gary Mac) lacked respect because they didnt let him get on at Arsenal so he could have a love in with his old arsenal fans!

and he accuses the Villa of lackin respect

as del boy would say bonjour mr pires

Title: Re: Just Going To Leave This Here... (Formerly 100% Villa, Forever 100% Hilarious)
Post by: Greg N'Ash on May 27, 2011, 10:41:26 PM
how will we replace him though? Persuade ginola to come out of retirement? could be the biggest test of GH's management so far.
Title: Re: Just Going To Leave This Here... (Formerly 100% Villa, Forever 100% Hilarious)
Post by: hawkeye on May 27, 2011, 11:39:26 PM
Yep I got slagged off on here because of my lack of Idol worship for a has been footballer that had absoloutely no affinity with our club. A bloke who got hired because he was French. We sent blokes off on loan so that primodona could sit on the bench and get steem rollered the moment he set foot on the pitch. Just like Houlier at Anfield the bloke was more concerned with his legacy at another club than The Villa.
When we will ever learn?
Title: Re: Just Going To Leave This Here... (Formerly 100% Villa, Forever 100% Hilarious)
Post by: tonyh on May 27, 2011, 11:53:06 PM
Was it a chaffeur driven car an old ring and ride?
Title: Re: Just Going To Leave This Here... (Formerly 100% Villa, Forever 100% Hilarious)
Post by: Salsa Party Animal on May 28, 2011, 01:56:07 AM
If you are performing like you did in mid late 20s you would be an starter. But you are not a young player anymore. If you want to play football for Villa more often, Join Aston Villa Former's Player team and you can play with Tony Morley and co.
Title: Re: Just Going To Leave This Here... (Formerly 100% Villa, Forever 100% Hilarious)
Post by: Nev on May 28, 2011, 07:43:37 AM
Yep I got slagged off on here because of my lack of Idol worship for a has been footballer that had absoloutely no affinity with our club. A bloke who got hired because he was French. We sent blokes off on loan so that primodona could sit on the bench and get steem rollered the moment he set foot on the pitch. Just like Houlier at Anfield the bloke was more concerned with his legacy at another club than The Villa.
When we will ever learn?

There are many lessons to be learned from last season but I feel that none will be taken on board and we will be taught a few more in the next 12 months.
Title: Re: Just Going To Leave This Here... (Formerly 100% Villa, Forever 100% Hilarious)
Post by: Bad English on May 28, 2011, 09:34:51 AM
He is all over the box and the papers in France at the moment: has just published his autobiography (which he apparently finished on an iPhone text app while coming up for a corner against Smethwick). It is called "Ducks can't Tackle". I didn't know he was nicknamed the "Canard", "Connard" more like...

He has been having a moan because "all the fans were calling for me to come on but it didn't happen". <wanker emoticon>
Title: Re: Just Going To Leave This Here... (Formerly 100% Villa, Forever 100% Hilarious)
Post by: sfx412 on May 28, 2011, 09:54:12 AM
Much ado about nothing
Title: Re: Just Going To Leave This Here... (Formerly 100% Villa, Forever 100% Hilarious)
Post by: Surrey Villain on May 28, 2011, 01:17:34 PM
Lack of respect? You have to earn respect.

Don't let the door hit you on the way out....
And don't come back

Unless it is to collect Mr Houllier to take with you back to France.
Title: Re: Just Going To Leave This Here... (Formerly 100% Villa, Forever 100% Hilarious)
Post by: pauliewalnuts on May 28, 2011, 03:26:50 PM
Yep I got slagged off on here because of my lack of Idol worship for a has been footballer that had absoloutely no affinity with our club. A bloke who got hired because he was French. We sent blokes off on loan so that primodona could sit on the bench and get steem rollered the moment he set foot on the pitch. Just like Houlier at Anfield the bloke was more concerned with his legacy at another club than The Villa.
When we will ever learn?

Who on here did engage in idol worship of Pires?

I don't remember anyone doing it, truth be told.
Title: Re: Just Going To Leave This Here... (Formerly 100% Villa, Forever 100% Hilarious)
Post by: Eigentor on May 28, 2011, 03:31:49 PM
Who on here did engage in idol worship of Pires?

Idol worship of Pires = saying he's a gamble worth taking considering that we have eigth midfielders out injured
Title: Re: Just Going To Leave This Here... (Formerly 100% Villa, Forever 100% Hilarious)
Post by: TheSandman on May 28, 2011, 03:33:32 PM
Yep I got slagged off on here because of my lack of Idol worship for a has been footballer that had absoloutely no affinity with our club. A bloke who got hired because he was French. We sent blokes off on loan so that primodona could sit on the bench and get steem rollered the moment he set foot on the pitch. Just like Houlier at Anfield the bloke was more concerned with his legacy at another club than The Villa.
When we will ever learn?

On the contrary, far from hero worship the majority of people on here did nothing but moan about it from the moment we signed him.
Title: Re: Just Going To Leave This Here... (Formerly 100% Villa, Forever 100% Hilarious)
Post by: LeeB on May 28, 2011, 03:34:30 PM
Yep I got slagged off on here because of my lack of Idol worship for a has been footballer that had absoloutely no affinity with our club. A bloke who got hired because he was French. We sent blokes off on loan so that primodona could sit on the bench and get steem rollered the moment he set foot on the pitch. Just like Houlier at Anfield the bloke was more concerned with his legacy at another club than The Villa.
When we will ever learn?

On the contrary, far from hero worship the majority of people on here did nothing but moan about it from the moment we signed him.

Including the original poster.
Title: Re: Just Going To Leave This Here... (Formerly 100% Villa, Forever 100% Hilarious)
Post by: dave.woodhall on May 28, 2011, 04:10:13 PM
He was a good signing at the time considering we were struggling to get a five a side game for training. He should have been let go earlier than he was. The net outlay was minimal.
Title: Re: Just Going To Leave This Here... (Formerly 100% Villa, Forever 100% Hilarious)
Post by: PaulWinch again on May 28, 2011, 04:12:31 PM
He was a good signing at the time considering we were struggling to get a five a side game or training. He should have been let go earlier than he was. The net outlay was minimal.

Precisely he was hardly a disastrous signing. We didn't spend much on him and he may have passed on some useful experience to the young players.
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