Pre-Season Predictions

[cdbearsfan]

The Premier League's still a week away and Messi is still stuck in traffic on his way from Birmingham International Airport to Bodymoor... but the Football and Scottish Football Leagues start this week-end so might as well have some wild guesses at who's going to do what this year...

Premier League
1 Chelsea
2 Man City
3 ManUre
4 Spurszz
5 Arsenal
6 Liverpool
7 Everton
8 Villa
9 Sunderland
10 Fulham
11 Blackburn
12 Blose
13 Stoke
14 Newcastle
15 West Ham
16 Wigan
17 Bolton
18 Wolves
19 West Brom
20 Blackpool

Championship
1 Middlesbrough
2 Burnley
3 Forest
4 QPR
5 Bristol C (promoted)
6 Sheff Utd

22 Barnsley
23 Millwall
24 Scunthorpe

League 1
1 Swindon
2 Charlton
3 Southampton
4 Huddersfield
5 Brentford
6 Notts County (promoted)

21 MK Dons
22 Hartlepool
23 Rochdale
24 Dagenham & Redbridge

League 2
1 Bradford
2 Northampton
3 Aldershot
4 Hereford
5 Shrewsbury
6 Stevenage (promoted)
7 Port Vale

23 Macclesfield
24 Lincoln

Conference:- Luton

SPL:- Rangers
Scottish First:- Ross
Scottish Second:- Livingston
Scottish Third:- Clyde, who else?

Champions League:- Barcelona
Europa League:- Liverpool
FA Cup:- Man City
League Cup:- ManUre
Scottish Cup:- Celtic
Scottish League Cup:- Dundee United

World Footballer of the Year:- Ivanhoe.

[Deano's Mullet]

Premier League
1 Chelsea
2 Man Utd
3 Man City
4 Liverpool
5 Arsenal
6 Tottenham
7 Everton
8 Villa
 9-17 down are interchangable
18 Wigan Athletic (i hope)
19 Newcastle
20 Blackpool


Championship
1 Burnley
2  Sheff Utd
3  Middlesbrough
4 Reading (playoff winners)
5  Ipswich

22 Coventry City
23 Watford
24 Scunthorpe

League 1
1 Notts County
2 Sheff Wednesday
3 Southampton
4 Huddersfield
5 MK Dons (play offs)
6 Brighton

Relegated
Exeter, Leyton Orient, Rochdale

League 2
1 Hereford
2 Northampton
3 Aldershot
4 Bradford
5 Port Vale
6 Shrewsbury (promoted)
7 Torquay

23 Macclesfield
24 Southend

Conference:- Kidderminster

SPL:- Rangers
Scottish First:- Dunno
Scottish Second:- Dunno
Scottish Third:- Dunno

Champions League:- Barcelona
Europa League:- Man City
FA Cup:- Chelsea
League Cup:- ManUre
Scottish Cup:- Rangers
Scottish League Cup:- Rangers

World Footballer of the Year:- Klose

[*shellac*]

No football will be played from August 2010 to May 2011.

On 7th August 2010, FIFA after a three days' discussion with UEFA, CONMEBOL, CONCACAF, CAF & AFC - have decided to sell all major trophies of the five continents to Manchester City.

Aston Villa won the "Save a Fortune for your Chairman" award for 2010.  Many football heavyweights suspect Villa will retain the award in 2011.  But only if Martin O'Neill stays.

[BannedUserIAT]

Villa to finish 8th after a very poor start. MoN gone by Xmas.

I just hope Man Utd finish ahead of Man City and keep that banner at Old Trafford stating the time that Shitty have gone potless.

Blues to get relegated.

[Chipsticks]

Premier League
1 Chelsea
2 Liverpool
3 Man City
4 Arsenal
5 Man United
6 Spurs
7 Fulham
8 Everton
9 Sunderland
10 Blackburn
11 Villa
12 Newcastle
13 Stoke
14 Bolton
15 West Brom
16 Blues
17 West Ham
18 Wigan
19 Wolves
20 Blackpool

Championship
1 'Boro
2 Forest
3 Reading (promoted)
4 Millwall
5 Bristol C
6 Sheff Utd

22 Barnsley
23 Portsmouth
24 Scunthorpe

SPL:- Rangers

Champions League:- Chelsea
Europa League:- Celtic
FA Cup:- Forest
League Cup:- Man City
Scottish Cup:- Rangers
Scottish League Cup:- Dundee United

World Footballer of the Year:- Lionel Messi.

[TheSandman]

Premier League

1 Chelsea
2 Man City
3 ManUre
4 Liverpool
5 Arsenal
6 Spurs
7 Villa
8 Everton
9 Stoke
10 Fulham
11 Sunderland
12 Blose
13 Bolton
14 Newcastle
15 West HamWolves
16 Wigan
17 Blackburn
18 West Ham
19 West Brom
20 Blackpool

Championship
1 Forest
2 Burnley
3 Bristol C
4 Reading
5 Norwich City
6 Nasty Evil Leeds

22 Portsmouth
23 Millwall
24 Scunthorpe

League 1 - Southampton
League 2 - Wycombe
Conference:- Luton

SPL:- Celtic
Scottish First:- Dundee
Scottish Second:- Livingston
Scottish Third:- East Stirling

Champions League:- Real Madrid
Europa League:- Sevilla
FA Cup:- Ast... Oh what am I thinking? Chelsea
League Cup:-  Arsenal
Scottish Cup:- Celtic
Scottish League Cup:- Hibs

[Meanwood Villa]

Champions Chelsea or Man U
FA Cup Chelsea or Man U
League Cup Chelsea or Man U
Champions League Chelsea or Man U or Barca or Real or Inter
Europa League Someone from the former USSR or Spain
We will finish 6th
Relegated Blues, Albion, Blackpool

[Meanwood Villa]

And in August 2011 we will draw Rapid Vienna in the Europa League play-off round

[Irish villain]

1 Chelsea
2 Man City
3 ManUre
4 Arsenal
5 Spurs
6 Liverpool
7 Everton
8 Aston Villa
9 Sunderland
10 Fulham
11 Birmingham
12 Stoke
13 Blackburn
14 Newcastle
15 West Ham
16 Wigan
17 Bolton
18 Wolves
19 West Brom
20 Blackpool

[citizenDJ]

1. Chelsea
2. Man Utd
3. Man City
4. Arsenal
5. Spurs
6. Liverpool
7. Villa

...the rest.

[richard moore]

Can't be arsed. Chelsea or Man Utd to win the league and all the cups, any of about 8 teams to get relegated, the league utterly mundane below about 3rd place with a huge mediocre tail...

[villa `cross the mersey]

Can't be arsed. Chelsea or Man Utd to win the league and all the cups, any of about 8 teams to get relegated, the league utterly mundane below about 3rd place with a huge mediocre tail...

Been on the happy pills again Richard ?!!!

[eamonn]

Richard's posts have been getting progressively grumpier over the past six months. Think it was the Chelsea fans on the train to Wembley that triggered it.

[pauliewalnuts]

Can't be arsed. Chelsea or Man Utd to win the league and all the cups, any of about 8 teams to get relegated, the league utterly mundane below about 3rd place with a huge mediocre tail...

Honestly, Richard, I think you are actually me, you post my opinion so much.

Give me back my mind. Keep the body, though.

[VillaZogmariner]

Prem

1. Arsenal
2. Chelsea
3. Man Utd
4. Liverpool
5. Man City
6. Aston Villa
7. Everton
8. Tottenham
9. Sunderland
10. West Ham
11. Fulham
12. Birmingham
13. Blackburn
14. Stoke
15. Newcastle
16. Wolves
17. Bolton
18. Wigan
19. Blackpool
20. West Brom

Championship

1. Middlesboro
2. Bristol City
3. Forest
4. Burnley
5. Cardiff
6. Derby (Promoted)

22. Millwall
23. Scunthorpe
24. Barnsley

League One

1. Southampton
2. Plymouth
P/O - Sheff Wed

Relegated - Orient, Rochdale, Hartlepool, Yeovil

League Two

Promoted - Bradford, Cheltenham, Morecambe, Crewe

Relegated - Oxford, Shrewsbury

Conference

Promoted - Luton, Darlington

FA Cup - Tottenham
League Cup - Sunderland
JPT - Southampton

Champs League - Real Madrid
Europa League - Liverpool