english to serbian??

This little translation booklet was found at Villa Park. It may explain a few things.......

English phrase:	Yugoslav interpretation
Shoot	Fall over
Head	Fall over
Pass	Shoot and hit row NN
Control	Kick six times with left foot then fall over
Jump	(no equivalent)
Get stuck in	Fall over
Body swerve	Run into opponent, fall over
Only the keeper to beat	Fall over
Sold a pup	I will score thirty goals
Videotape	Forgery
Right foot	Redundant

D. C Fletcher.
Taken from issue no. 35