Other Games - 2026 FIFA Men’s World Cup Edition (+ warm-up matches): Villa-watch

[AV82EC]

Jogging bottoms should be banned unless only worn indoors.

Another Grandad outing himself. If you’re under 30 joggers are fine, utterly unacceptable at any other time or age.

[Sexual Ealing]

No. This cannot stand.

[cdbearsfan]

Jogging bottoms should be banned unless only worn indoors.

You're half right.

[Small Rodent]

Jogging bottoms should be banned unless only worn indoors.

Wetherspoons rape-o wear.

[Tony Daleys Shorts]

Any bloke over 50 wearing a track suit always gives off Savile vibes.

[Pete3206]

Any bloke over 50 wearing a track suit always gives off Savile vibes.

Really? I always wondered why I got funny looks, walking into Charlie Hall's.

[Sexual Ealing]

They make people look like they've given up.

[eamonn]

But most of us have.

[Sexual Ealing]

Yeah, but we don't need to look like it. We can still be beautiful.

[eamonn]

Yes, with the glitter in our lavverly eyes 

[Rudy Can't Fail]

WTF is Paul Robinson wearing? Knitted polo shirts can GTF, they're worse than Paraguay.

A knitted polo shirt? Not sure I've seen such a thing.

They're a thing unfortunately, with merino wool and all sorts.

I don't own any polo shirts (or chinos), but I'm a tolerant person that accepts that golfers and others may feel the need to wear them. I just think that knitted versions are pushing it too far, and may ultimately lead to a bloody revolution.

Evening Grandad. Come on BV knitted tops have been a thing for 2 years now. I do have one myself and it’s ace, shows off my moobs beautifully.

Two years? Try at least 30 years thanks to Matlock's John Smedley.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

I used to wear chinos and button down Polo shirts when I lived in Wichita, KS in the mid 1990's.

The reason?  I hate clothes shopping and in pre-internet times, I found that I could drive to the East Town Mall(Buick Regal GS and then Pontiac Firebird Formula, thanks for asking)  and park at a store called Dillards and be in and out within 5 minutes because I knew where these items were located.

True story.

You can tell a lot by the car somebody drives. In your case I can't decide if you were a detective in the local Wichita PD who then left and went on to successfully run his own private detective agency or a pimp?

[ChicagoLion]

Hello Rory, you are here early tonight?

No stalling Aftab, I'm just here to see that knitted polo that BV mentioned.

You're a suave gent, you must own a few, yourself.

I must admit I have lot of polo tops in all sorts of different mats.

Oh I love polo shirts, and have about 20 (all unbranded Asda/Tesco stuff).

Just never encountered a knitted one.

Unbranded is important, from the words of the good book,” Real men are confident enough to wear labels on the inside of their clothes”

Lacoste seems to be the go to midlife crisis brand.

[Toronto Villa]

I’ve never understood the appeal of Jeans. Heavy, hot and uncomfortable.

Try wearing ones the right size and not ones for little girls with little flowers on them.

[ChicagoLion]

Cut off jeans are an abomination on blokes.