Other Games - 2026 FIFA Men’s World Cup Edition (+ warm-up matches): Villa-watch

[Brazilian Villain]

So what do you wear?

Not jeans, surely? I can't picture a ginger in jeans.

Of course, although it's only recently that the government brought in legislation to allow us to do so. We're still banned from wearing orange tops though.

[Rory]

So what do you wear?

Not jeans, surely? I can't picture a ginger in jeans.

Of course, although it's only recently that the government brought in legislation to allow us to do so. We're still banned from wearing orange tops though.

Argh, please tell me not faded blue, at least?

Faded blue jeans with orange hair is just an unacceptable assault on the senses.

[Brazilian Villain]

Argh, please tell me not faded blue, at least?

Faded blue jeans with orange hair is just an unacceptable assault on the senses.

Don't you worry now, I'm pretty sure I'll be fine..

[adrenachrome]

You don't own any chinos?

You do defy my expectations.

God no, I've never owned a pair of chinos. Few phrases strike dread into my heart like 'business casual'.

So what do you wear?

Not jeans, surely? I can't picture a ginger in jeans.

I used to wear chinos and button down Polo shirts when I lived in Wichita, KS in the mid 1990's.

The reason?  I hate clothes shopping and in pre-internet times, I found that I could drive to the East Town Mall(Buick Regal GS and then Pontiac Firebird Formula, thanks for asking)  and park at a store called Dillards and be in and out within 5 minutes because I knew where these items were located.

True story.

[Rory]

Argh, please tell me not faded blue, at least?

Faded blue jeans with orange hair is just an unacceptable assault on the senses.

Don't you worry now, I'm pretty sure I'll be fine..

You say that, but my mind sees Conan O'Brien in a Bryan Adams tuxedo and I fear for you.

[Rory]

You don't own any chinos?

You do defy my expectations.

God no, I've never owned a pair of chinos. Few phrases strike dread into my heart like 'business casual'.

So what do you wear?

Not jeans, surely? I can't picture a ginger in jeans.

I used to wear chinos and button down Polo shirts when I lived in Wichita, KS in the mid 1990's.

The reason?  I hate clothes shopping and in pre-internet times, I found that I could drive to the East Town Mall(Buick Regal GS and then Pontiac Firebird Formula, thanks for asking)  and park at a store called Dillards and be in and out within 5 minutes because I knew where these items were located.

True story.

Oh I empathise completely.

My main consideration when buying clothes is 'how far are the men's clothes from the aisles that contain shit I actually need?'

If I'm in the fruit aisle and spot a shirt I don't hate, I'll buy all the XLs they have.

I'm in the cleaning products aisle? 'Oh, I see some trousers, just get a few waist 32s, 34s, 36s, I don't know what I currently am, let's just go and we can return the ones that don't fit'.

[adrenachrome]

You don't own any chinos?

You do defy my expectations.

God no, I've never owned a pair of chinos. Few phrases strike dread into my heart like 'business casual'.

So what do you wear?

Not jeans, surely? I can't picture a ginger in jeans.

I used to wear chinos and button down Polo shirts when I lived in Wichita, KS in the mid 1990's.

The reason?  I hate clothes shopping and in pre-internet times, I found that I could drive to the East Town Mall(Buick Regal GS and then Pontiac Firebird Formula, thanks for asking)  and park at a store called Dillards and be in and out within 5 minutes because I knew where these items were located.

True story.

Oh I empathise completely.

My main consideration when buying clothes is 'how far are the men's clothes from the aisles that contain shit I actually need?'

If I'm in the fruit aisle and spot a shirt I don't hate, I'll buy all the XLs they have.

I'm in the cleaning products aisle? 'Oh, I see some trousers, just get a few waist 32s, 34s, 36s, I don't know what I currently am, let's just go and we can return the ones that don't fit'.

Sound man. More power to your elbow and may the road rise to meet you.

[Rory]

You don't own any chinos?

You do defy my expectations.

God no, I've never owned a pair of chinos. Few phrases strike dread into my heart like 'business casual'.

So what do you wear?

Not jeans, surely? I can't picture a ginger in jeans.

I used to wear chinos and button down Polo shirts when I lived in Wichita, KS in the mid 1990's.

The reason?  I hate clothes shopping and in pre-internet times, I found that I could drive to the East Town Mall(Buick Regal GS and then Pontiac Firebird Formula, thanks for asking)  and park at a store called Dillards and be in and out within 5 minutes because I knew where these items were located.

True story.

Oh I empathise completely.

My main consideration when buying clothes is 'how far are the men's clothes from the aisles that contain shit I actually need?'

If I'm in the fruit aisle and spot a shirt I don't hate, I'll buy all the XLs they have.

I'm in the cleaning products aisle? 'Oh, I see some trousers, just get a few waist 32s, 34s, 36s, I don't know what I currently am, let's just go and we can return the ones that don't fit'.

Sound man. More power to your elbow and may the road rise to meet you.

And may the wind be always at your back, brother.