Summer 26 Transfer Window - hopes, speculation, rumours etc.

[Dogtanian]

Lots of Arse fans seem to be losing their minds over us wanting £130m for Rogers.

They've been believing their own wank fantasies for weeks now, and the hard, post-release clarity has hit them like a lack of reachable Kleenex.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Konsa now being linked with the Tarquins.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

No end of fanciful news today! Feyenoord winger Anis Hadj Moussa is apparently giving us his best seductive look as he plots a move to the Premier League;

https://sportwitness.co.uk/newcastle-united-and-aston-villa-in-talks-for-same-signing-player-gets-to-choose/

It's not clear if we are after him, but supposedly Newcastle are helping themselves to a good sniff of Anis, too.

Looks ideal for us down the right for probably less than Bowen. There's been a lot of PL interest in him over the last 12 months so you can expect to see him at Villa Park next season, hopefully in a Villa shirt. Great potential to make a few quid further down the line if he delivers. It's a yes from me, Bob.

[eamonn]

Konsa now being linked with the Tarquins.

Konsa and Gabriele, the biggest moaners of the league together at last. If it saves us from finance hell and we keep Morgz and Marteenez, fine.