Summer 26 Transfer Window - hopes, speculation, rumours etc.

[Dogtanian]

When I looked it was being shouted by Caught Offside... until I see someone more trustworthy suggest it, I'm going to take it as clickbait.

[Dogtanian]

Out of interest, how many times do we reckon you can 'step up' your pursuit of a player while not actually doing anything?

It just seems every few days we get Arsenhole bloggers wanking off in a frenzy about how they are 'getting serious' in their pursuit, yet nothing seems to be happening according to any 'respectable' journalists.

Whether he stays or goes, I've no idea, but is there anything more boring than Arsenal twats running out of their mom's handcream over it?

[eamonn]

Don't sign Jones, he's an arrogant fucker. Would rather keep Harvey Ballbanger.

[Sexual Ealing]

Yeah I'm a bit sceptical of Jones himself. I was just responding to the idea that we Don't Need More Midfielders. But Jones himself? Hmm.

Nevertheless I'm hoping this isn't an Elliot 2.0 situation, for the simple reason that it's Olabe there not Monchi. Judgement reserved and all that.

Maybe it was Jones that Emery wanted last summer, Monchi couldn't pull it off and thought Elliot would do instead, and was wrong.

Strong SGT asking for Sheringham and Doug emerging triumphantly with Cascarino vibes.