Fenerbahçe v Aston Villa pre-match thread

[Demitri_C]

Not feeling  confident  at all i am afraid

[eamonn]

Can we kidnap Asensio and Durán on the way home? Bundle them onto the team bus, covering their handsome faces in long black Villa coats while Evann is having a last-minute slash in the bogs before the coach pulls off without him.

[PeterWithesShin]

Duran will score, attack the away section as a celebration, headbutt the ref when sent off, set fire to our team coach, then he'll probably lose the plot and do something out of character.