Jadon Sancho (confirmed loan signing)

[Drummond]

Nah, Martyn is right, we want a culture where they all hate each other, the boss bans ketchup, plays god and treats them all like shit.

[PaulWinch again]

Yes just to be clear, I can entirely believe it’s a positive culture (last couple of weeks apart). Doesn’t mean it’s “soft”.

[Somniloquism]

Nah, Martyn is right, we want a culture where they all hate each other, the boss bans ketchup, plays god and treats them all like shit.

He has banned cakes according to McGinn, and banned forcing newbies to sing a song when they sign.

[pauliewalnuts]

Banning ketchup is un-English. Death to the infidels.

Oh, no, hang on, I just remembered, ketchup is FUCKING REPULSIVE.

Glory be the ketchup banners.

[Monty]

Ketchup is the most overrated thing since Steven Gerrard's tackling.

[ozzjim]

Banning ketchup is un-English. Death to the infidels.

Oh, no, hang on, I just remembered, ketchup is FUCKING REPULSIVE.

Glory be the ketchup banners.

I knew there were others that hate ketchup as much as me!

[pauliewalnuts]

Spot on, Monty.

[SamTheMouse]

Ketchup's fine. But only for children.

[cdbearsfan]

Yep. Children and Americans.

[Sexual Ealing]

I make a delicious pineapple and habanero ketchup so you can all fuck off.

[john e]

My mother in law has ketchup on everything lasagna, Chinese, spag boll, Chilli, every meal she has ketchup up with it

[cdbearsfan]

Donald Trump has ketchup on his well-done steaks. That's all you need to know about the sort of people who eat ketchup.

I'm with Stevieen on this occasion.

[Monty]

I make a delicious pineapple and habanero ketchup so you can all fuck off.

You're confusing ketchup (traditional sauce of unknown origin) with ketchup (ubiquitous industrial scarlet goop).

[Clampy]

Do people still drink tomato juice?

[Monty]

Do people still drink tomato juice?

Sometimes at the airport. With tabasco. And vodka.