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Online Rory

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Re: Other Games 2025-26
« Reply #20070 on: May 13, 2026, 10:50:17 PM »
What if you only have toast once a year, surely it goes in a cupboard until next year.

Anyone who only has toast once a year is clearly doing something very wrong and shouldn't be allowed access to a toaster.

Online TonyD

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Re: Other Games 2025-26
« Reply #20071 on: May 13, 2026, 10:50:25 PM »
A toaster in a cupboard is just Satanic.

Indeed, who the hell puts a toaster in a cupboard?

I thought it was just a throwaway bit of nonsense in Derry Girls.

It's not really a thing, is it?

We live in a world where people put their eggs in a cupboard rather than the fridge. Anything's possible.
I never keep eggs in the fridge.  No need to do so if you eat them with a couple of weeks.
I only get salmonella once n while. 🤣

Offline Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air

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Re: Other Games 2025-26
« Reply #20072 on: May 13, 2026, 10:50:58 PM »
A toaster in a cupboard is just Satanic.

Indeed, who the hell puts a toaster in a cupboard?

I thought it was just a throwaway bit of nonsense in Derry Girls.

It's not really a thing, is it?

We live in a world where people put their eggs in a cupboard rather than the fridge. Anything's possible.

You shouldn't put eggs in the fridge. I put mine next to the toaster.

Offline PeterWithesShin

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Re: Other Games 2025-26
« Reply #20073 on: May 13, 2026, 10:51:46 PM »
What if the toaster constantly asks if you want toast?

Online TonyD

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Re: Other Games 2025-26
« Reply #20074 on: May 13, 2026, 10:51:59 PM »
A toaster in a cupboard is just Satanic.

Indeed, who the hell puts a toaster in a cupboard?

I thought it was just a throwaway bit of nonsense in Derry Girls.

It's not really a thing, is it?

We live in a world where people put their eggs in a cupboard rather than the fridge. Anything's possible.

You shouldn't put eggs in the fridge. I put mine next to the toaster.
Ha ha.  Love this site.

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Re: Other Games 2025-26
« Reply #20075 on: May 13, 2026, 10:52:22 PM »
Chance of still winning the title with a couple of games to go and loads of empty seats at the Etihad

Pathetic

Online Rory

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Re: Other Games 2025-26
« Reply #20076 on: May 13, 2026, 10:52:30 PM »
What if the toaster constantly asks if you want toast?

Then you've wandered onto the set of Red Dwarf.

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Re: Other Games 2025-26
« Reply #20077 on: May 13, 2026, 10:53:17 PM »
What if the toaster constantly asks if you want toast?

Divorce her.

Offline PeterWithesShin

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Re: Other Games 2025-26
« Reply #20078 on: May 13, 2026, 10:53:37 PM »
What if the toaster constantly asks if you want toast?

Then you've wandered onto the set of Red Dwarf.

Aaaaahh, you're a waffle guy!

Online TonyD

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Re: Other Games 2025-26
« Reply #20079 on: May 13, 2026, 10:53:38 PM »
Showing the pen again.
It’s a header

Online lovejoy

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Re: Other Games 2025-26
« Reply #20080 on: May 13, 2026, 10:54:26 PM »
Not sure what the controversy is, yes it’s late but his arms in an unnatural position and no proximity issues. Other than people disappointed Heartsdidnt benefit where’s the issue?

Offline Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air

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Re: Other Games 2025-26
« Reply #20081 on: May 13, 2026, 10:54:36 PM »
 I hope everybody keeps their bananas seperate from other fruit. Bananas react if kept with other fruit and they go off quicker.

 

Online TonyD

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Re: Other Games 2025-26
« Reply #20082 on: May 13, 2026, 10:54:43 PM »
Chance of still winning the title with a couple of games to go and loads of empty seats at the Etihad

Pathetic
Plastic.

Online TonyD

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Re: Other Games 2025-26
« Reply #20083 on: May 13, 2026, 10:56:00 PM »
I hope everybody keeps their bananas seperate from other fruit. Bananas react if kept with other fruit and they go off quicker.

 

We have a banana stand to hang them on.
But it’s not in the fridge. 

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Re: Other Games 2025-26
« Reply #20084 on: May 13, 2026, 10:58:50 PM »

 


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