Axel Disasi - signed on loan

[Smithy]

He's played in a World Cup Final (albeit only for 1 minute), so he must be good - right...?

[eye digress]

Good player, good news.

Was very highly rated at Monaco, before hitting the buffers at the squad players’ graveyard that is Chelsea FC.

[Smirker]

Played five times for France so he's got to be decent.

They've got Upemacano, Kounde, Saliba, Konate, Bade and Fofana so lots of strength in depth there.

[brontebilly]

Comment from my Chelsea ST mate: "Thing about Disasi is......Maresca kept playing him at right back where he is useless. Can't get forward, not quick so if the ball was played in behind him, struggled to get back.......after his slow and ponderous turn. As a centre back, quite decent. But we kept on playing him at rb despite the empirical evidence of him being crap there."

Hmm... heard that before somewhere.

Empirical evidence, not sure the forum needs this again 😜

[cdbearsfan]

Played five times for France so he's got to be decent.

Concerned that this only makes him five times more decent than Aly Cissokho.

[olaftab]

He's played in a World Cup Final (albeit only for 1 minute), so he must be good - right...?

Yes that makes him better than John Terry who’s never played in a WCF. You can’t argue against empirical evidence.

[Sexual Ealing]

He's played in a World Cup Final (albeit only for 1 minute), so he must be good - right...?

Yes that makes him better than John Terry who’s never played in a WCF. You can’t argue against empirical evidence.

He's empirically a lot better than that twat.

[Percy McCarthy]

Comment from my Chelsea ST mate: "Thing about Disasi is......Maresca kept playing him at right back where he is useless. Can't get forward, not quick so if the ball was played in behind him, struggled to get back.......after his slow and ponderous turn. As a centre back, quite decent. But we kept on playing him at rb despite the empirical evidence of him being crap there."

Hmm... heard that before somewhere.

Empirical evidence, not sure the forum needs this again 😜

Don’t worry, you won’t spot it.

[eamonn]

He's played in a World Cup Final (albeit only for 1 minute), so he must be good - right...?

Yes but probably despises Dibu.

[Richard E]

Played five times for France so he's got to be decent.

Concerned that this only makes him five times more decent than Aly Cissokho.

Most of us on here are at least 3-4 times more decent than Aly Cissokho.

[Drummond]

I now have the Harold Faltemeyer tune in my head

So have I now. Thank you so much.

Ah, sorry Dave, was just sharing the wealth....

[kippaxvilla2]

https://youtu.be/Qx2gvHjNhQ0?si=qpNuv13qXohsM21J

[ROBBO]

Has he signed?

[Toronto Villa]

Has he signed?

No. The thread was started way too early. Who the hell does that after the mess with Bade? Amateurs

[ROBBO]

Can we stop this please, he is not our player until he has signed on the dotted line. Talk about getting ahead of ourselves.