Premier League 2024/25 fixtures

[PeterWithesShin]

VT is as real as the Lirpa Loof.

[Sexual Ealing]

I am absolutely furious about this. I'm taking it all the way to Esther Rantzen.

Include any cock shaped vegetables to cover your bases.

VillaTim doesn't count.

No. It's too important for cock potatoes. This is war.

And I also accidentally sat on my "VillaTim". I don't know why they call them 'walk-in centres' I had to be sailed in on an ironing board. They say I'll be out by the morning.