Samuel Iling Junior - now on loan at Middlesbrough

[Risso]

Or maybe it's because there's bugger all wrong with the right back we've got?

[AV84]

Or maybe it's because there's bugger all wrong with the right back we've got?

It's more the fact we only have one, and he's been linked with a move away too.

[Risso]

Or maybe it's because there's bugger all wrong with the right back we've got?

It's more the fact we only have one, and he's been linked with a move away too.

Well there's Kosta Nedeljkovic as well.

[AV84]

Or maybe it's because there's bugger all wrong with the right back we've got?

It's more the fact we only have one, and he's been linked with a move away too.

Well there's Kosta Nedeljkovic as well.

The 18 year old who has only played a few games since January.
I'm not saying we need to break the bank there, but a few links would be nice.

[pablo_picasso]

We have been linked with that Kayode kid from Fiorentina.

The media reckon we have had two bids rejected.

First for £15M & second for £20M. (That might be euros though)

Apparently...

There has also been talk of us liking Dumfries too.

[Brazilian Villain]

Now he's here, he'll need a song.

And when I get that feeling
I want Samuel Iling
Samuel Iling, so good for AV
Makes me feel so fine, it's such a rush
Helps to relieve the mind, he's good for us.

*Obviously helps if it's pronounced ee-ling.

[Dogtanian]

I think for his song we should go simple, yet off-piste.

I was thinking you could do something with I’m A Secret Lemonade Drinker.

[cdbearsfan]

Mustang Sammy, uh, uh
Guess you better slow your Mustang down
Oh, Lord, what I say now
Mustang Sammy, now baby, oh Lord
Guess you better slow your Mustang down, huh, oh yeah
You've been running all over the town now
Oh, I guess I'll have to put your flat feet on the ground, huh
What I said now
Listen, all you wanna do is ride around Sammy (ride, Sammy, ride) uh
All you wanna do is ride around Sammy (ride, Sammy, ride) uh
All you wanna do is ride around Sammy (ride, Sammy, ride) uh
All you wanna do is ride around Sammy (ride, Sammy, ride)
One of these early mornings (whoo!), you gonna be wiping your weeping eyes, huh
What I said now
I bought you a brand-new Mustang, a 1965
Now you come around signifying a woman
You don't wanna let me ride Mustang Sammy now baby, oh Lord
Guess you better slow that Mustang down huh, oh Lord
You've been running all over the town
Oh! I'll have to put your flat feet on the ground, huh
What I said now
Listen one more time y'all
All you wanna do is ride around Sammy (ride, Sammy, ride)
All you wanna do is ride around Sammy (ride, Sammy, ride)
All you wanna-

[AV84]

Iling in the name of!
Iling in the name of!

[Percy McCarthy]

When he’s on the bench and we need a goal, we’ll be singing ‘Come on Iling’ surely?

[Dogtanian]

When he’s on the bench and we need a goal, we’ll be singing ‘Come on Iling’ surely?

It may be required by law, certainly it’s morally right.

[jwarry]

When he’s on the bench and we need a goal, we’ll be singing ‘Come on Iling’ surely?

Thanks, now I can’t get that out of my head

[Percy McCarthy]

When he’s on the bench and we need a goal, we’ll be singing ‘Come on Iling’ surely?

Thanks, now I can’t get that out of my head

You’re welcome. To-loo-ri-ay.

[eamonn]

Let's make this precious.

[Dogtanian]

His name fits a certain Oasis song;

Someday he will skin you, race towards the byline,
Yes it’s Samuel Iling-Junior racing by.

I did try and type it in a manc snarl, but I’m much too civilised for that.