Our fancy dress was just the ‘Slimer’ 2012/13 away kit. Nathan Baker was at Bodymoor to welcome us and the first thing he said to me was ‘oh god, I remember those kits’.

I couldn’t do any dancing. My balls got so cold and wet that it was horrible when they touched my leg, so definitely wasn’t doing any jiggling!
That would be my problem as well. I find it bad enough having to slow down for the Mrs.
Yeah, me and my mate are really fast walkers, but the fella isn’t. Towards the end, the organisers were saying we were gonna slow down the pace even more, and my mate was just telling her we should just crack on!