Champions League - PSG

[Sexual Ealing]

Footy, if you don't like the thought of seeing our proud Aston Villa's lads at the heart of a Wankdorf festival atmosphere, surrounded by Young Boys, I'm sad for you.

[Olneythelonely]

Berner Sports Club Young Boys is official name Villa first opposition.

I'm expecting some crude humour regards the stadium name from those who like to revel in such.
Maybe can get these jokes out of the way before the pre match thread is up.

Don’t understand what could possibly be funny about Young Boys at the Wankdorf.

[Dave P]

I hate crude slang. I call it the Masturbationdorf Stadion

[PeterWithesShin]

If we aren't doing well some of our players will be pulled off at half time.

[Dave]

If we aren't doing well some of our players will be pulled off at half time.

Reckon Onana will be fine though.

[Dogtanian]

If we aren't doing well some of our players will be pulled off at half time.

I’m just hoping I get out of work on time so I don’t miss the climax.

[Footy-Vill]

Boys will be boys.
Lust is still a sin though.

[Sexual Ealing]

If you're doing it right.

[Footy-Vill]

Footy, if you don't like the thought of seeing our proud Aston Villa's lads at the heart of a Wankdorf festival atmosphere, surrounded by Young Boys, I'm sad for you.

I despair I really do!

[Risso]

It's too obvious now Footy, just give it a rest.

[Footy-Vill]

Let's stick to football I'm not going to engage with the baiting !
Less than a week now before the match!

[cdbearsfan]

Let's stick to football I'm not going to engage with the baiting !

Not the best word you could have chosen if you're hoping to avoid filth, mate. ☹️

[paul_e]

Let's stick to football I'm not going to engage with the baiting !
Less than a week now before the match!

Not even if it's masterful?

[PeterWithesShin]

The PDC made Owen Bates change his nickname from Master. Maybe Footy is really Barry Hearn.

[Footy-Vill]

Rightly so!
I don't know how these sorts of attempts of rude things are ever considered humour.