Summer 2024 Transfer Window - hopes, speculation, rumours etc.

[ADVILLAFAN]

First tried Nduja at Zizzi's.

Blooming lovely.

[Percy McCarthy]

First time I've seen us linked with Amadou Onana.

Would be a cracking signing...

Yes, perfect. An upgrade on Dougie perhaps?

[Brazilian Villain]

If you're familiar with rillettes, it's that with a load of chilli mixed in.

Loved their stuff with Phil Spector, not sure about a mashup with RHCP.

[eamonn]

First tried Nduja at Zizzi's.

Blooming lovely.

As a topping, ZZ's best.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

That [tears up] looks like [sniffles pathetically] a spicy [hiccup] sausage [wailing].

I thought you were going to say your new todger.

[Monty]

That [tears up] looks like [sniffles pathetically] a spicy [hiccup] sausage [wailing].

I thought you were going to say your new todger.

[Sobs uncontrollably]

[Bad English]

Footie would be doing his nut in with how far off track this thread is.

Nobody cares about a bunch of IT students.

[Brazilian Villain]

That [tears up] looks like [sniffles pathetically] a spicy [hiccup] sausage [wailing].

I thought you were going to say your new todger.

It's not really a new todger, it's more like a convertible car that's now permanently open top.

[OCD]

Footie would be doing his nut in with how far off track this thread is.

Nobody cares about a bunch of IT students.

😂

[Rudy Can't Fail]

First time I've seen us linked with Amadou Onana.

Would be a cracking signing...

Yes, perfect. An upgrade on Dougie perhaps?

Everton want £50m and Arsenal might give them it.

[charlatan]

well i was just up at the allotment tending to my asturian tree cabbages

NO! Let them die.  A leaf you have to cook with other leaves to give them some flavour? What's wrong with cabbage?

More flavour than cabbage but has to be cooked for longer is my take. Don't really care for either as a side rather than ingredient. Picking a few big leaves at a time is a plus. In year two you can grow under them too.

[charlatan]

I'm working class scum and I've known about Nduja for a while, mainly shit versions of it on supermarket pizzas. They sold it in the Co-op... in Bearwood, and I can very much confirm that isn't where many ponces reside.

Not sure Bearwood matches up to the supposedly most deprived datazone in Scotland for working class cred. They recently built a new Co-op (working class credentials, bourgeois prices?) in Gourock which is the fancy end of Inverclyde.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

That [tears up] looks like [sniffles pathetically] a spicy [hiccup] sausage [wailing].

I thought you were going to say your new todger.

It's not really a new todger, it's more like a convertible car that's now permanently open top.

Ah, my mistake. I thought he was trading in his old, rust bucket Fiat 500 for a Ferrari. Poor sod.

[Monty]

That [tears up] looks like [sniffles pathetically] a spicy [hiccup] sausage [wailing].

I thought you were going to say your new todger.

It's not really a new todger, it's more like a convertible car that's now permanently open top.

Ah, my mistake. I thought he was trading in his old, rust bucket Fiat 500 for a Ferrari. Poor sod.

Hopefully it's more of a Pimp My Ride situation.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

That [tears up] looks like [sniffles pathetically] a spicy [hiccup] sausage [wailing].

I thought you were going to say your new todger.

It's not really a new todger, it's more like a convertible car that's now permanently open top.

Ah, my mistake. I thought he was trading in his old, rust bucket Fiat 500 for a Ferrari. Poor sod.

Hopefully it's more of a Pimp My Ride situation.

TV in the back?