Joe Gauci (on loan to Port Vale)

[Monty]

You can really tell we lost.

[pauliewalnuts]

Why are you getting so moinumentally pissed off and precious about this?

People expressed surprise you watch the Australian league. I replied about that, but my tone was "who the fuck actually goes out of their way to watch such a pointless league"

You've been banging on like a wronged teenager since then. I'd hate to see what you're like over things that aren't so utterly inconsequential.

I wasn't talking about you.

You asked a direct question & I answered it. I quoted you specifically.

There were other comments yesterday that I was surprised about & didn't like their tone though.

I still don't today.

But I haven't been "banging on about it".

I have responded to direct quotes.

Am I "banging on about it" with this direct response to you?

I merely mentioned that I didn't want to bring yesterday's bullshit into this thread as well.

You're the one who brought it into this thread when you said this:

And that is the last I will say on the matter.

Had enough bullshit in the Jan window thread.

If you want an idea how little this shit matters, take a look at one of the other busy threads this week.

[pablo_picasso]

I didn't say it mattered.

I gave my opinion & responded to people who either directly quoted me, or hid behind a petty little dig...

I am done with this shit.

My opinion on the player is recorded.

Do whatever the fuck you like with it...

[pauliewalnuts]

See, STILL going on about it 

Nobody gives a shit about the player, it's a 9 year old keeper from the Australian league.

[Olneythelonely]

Back on topic, I think Joe Lycett is funny.

[Ian.]

Hopefully he knows he’s allowed outside of his box as I’m sure Olsen doesn’t know that rule.

Welcome to the Villa Joe Gauchi, take you place with the other two keepers on the bench.

[Clampy]

Back on topic, I think Joe Lycett is funny.

Not keen on his version of Travel Man but I do find his stand up very amusing.

[OCD]

Hopefully he knows he’s allowed outside of his box as I’m sure Olsen doesn’t know that rule.

Welcome to the Villa Joe Gauchi, take you place with the other two keepers on the bench.

Olsen does enough harm in the box. Not sure I could watch a game where he came out of the box.

[Simon Page]

Back on topic, I think Joe Lycett is funny.

Not keen on his version of Travel Man but I do find his stand up very amusing.

I prefer his Travel Man - even though I'm a big fan of your Ayoadies of this world - but there's something very irritating about the whole concept of that programme. Some funny bits, but not loads to say about the places and comedians not trying too hard. Not quite interesting enough, not quite funny enough. Decent alternative to Dave when it's showing the same QI episode on a loop or having a Not Going Out night.

Glad we've signed Joe Lychett though. Taller than you think.

[UK Redsox]

Back on topic, I think Joe Lycett is funny.

Brilliant live comedian, but not great as a TV presenter

[Sexual Ealing]

Back on topic, I think Joe Lycett is funny.

He is (though I've never seen him present a TV programme).

[Dogtanian]

Announced:

https://x.com/AVFCOfficial/status/1753176405225922749?s=20

[Steve67]

Welcome Joe

[Villan For Life]

Welcome to the Villa, be as good as the last Aussie keeper and don’t fuck off up north and you will do just fine. You will want the Holte to love you, Emi will tell you how that feels

[Risso]

And do any “training” with Dwight Yorke.