Chelsea v Aston Villa Match Thread

[Toronto Villa]

No Duran......interesting.

Also injured.

he's not. It's a conspiracy. We have either locked him in a room to keep him or he's smashed Emery in the face and he'll be a Chelsea player on Saturday.

[eamonn]

NSWE both at the Bridge . Wills be along soon

Nas sees us more in West London than he bothers to go to VP. Sawiris out!

In terms of senior players "out", I always try and do a running tally when I see the strength of our bench. There's a lot of kids on there and Chambers too, who hasn't even made the bench in recent times, I wonder is Emery having second thoughts about letting him leave this window.

But yeah: senior pros missing - 1. Mings 2. Torres 3. Digne 4. Ramsey 5. Buendia 6. Duran
I think that's it. Dendoncks not part of things no more.

[Jon Crofts]

Been a few years since I looked at a Chelsea team sheet and thought nope never heard of most of that lot.

[Brazilian Villain]

NSWE both at the Bridge . Wills be along soon

Doubt it, he'll be cooking dinner for the kids as Kate's feeling poorly.

[VillaTim]

NSWE both at the Bridge . Wills be along soon

Nas sees us more in West London than he bothers to go to VP. Sawiris out!

In terms of senior players "out", I always try and do a running tally when I see the strength of our bench. There's a lot of kids on there and Chambers too, who hasn't even made the bench in recent times, I wonder is Emery having second thoughts about letting him leave this window.

But yeah: senior pros missing - 1. Mings 2. Torres 3. Digne 4. Ramsey 5. Buendia 6. Duran
I think that's it. Dendoncks not part of things no more.

all back to Nas's after via the Spar

[Ads]

2nd FA Cup away game in a row somebody has asked if I have any coke in the men's toilets. Must have a Scouse vibe about me.

[PeterWithesShin]

2nd FA Cup away game in a row somebody has asked if I have any coke in the men's toilets. Must have a Scouse vibe about me.

I take it you're more of a Pepsi man?

[SamTheMouse]

2nd FA Cup away game in a row somebody has asked if I have any coke in the men's toilets. Must have a Scouse vibe about me.

Tell them you prefer Pepsi, and they have no taste.

[Brazilian Villain]

2nd FA Cup away game in a row somebody has asked if I have any coke in the men's toilets. Must have a Scouse vibe about me.

Do you talk a lot when in the men's toilets?

[Ads]

I'm a laconic type.

[saint13]

2nd FA Cup away game in a row somebody has asked if I have any coke in the men's toilets. Must have a Scouse vibe about me.

Very much a sign of the times I'm afraid.

[Sexual Ealing]

2nd FA Cup away game in a row somebody has asked if I have any coke in the men's toilets. Must have a Scouse vibe about me.

You stop selling, they'll stop aking.

[Mossie Hennebry]

I'm a laconic type.

...and narcotic, presumably...

[PeterWithesShin]

Who goes to the gents with a gin and laconic?

[cheadlevilla]

Please do these Villa ….