I know it’s a conspiracy, but I think the FA Cup really helps to reinvent Manchester United because they are shit in the league and when that happens they seem to win the FA Cup. The draw gives them a piss easy chance of getting through to the next round whilst the likes of Chelsea play Aston Villa and Tottenham play Manchester City. Getting rid of two of the better sides, poor old Manchester United have to slum it against the side from league two or thereabouts.