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Offline Brazilian Villain

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Re: Caption competition vs Arsenal
« Reply #15 on: December 10, 2023, 05:27:54 PM »


"Is that Risso on the left or right?"
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Offline Toronto Villa

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Re: Caption competition vs Arsenal
« Reply #16 on: December 10, 2023, 05:36:22 PM »
Your post raised a smile Footy. You’ve cum on here to complain. Stop being so stiff.
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Offline LeeB

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Re: Caption competition vs Arsenal
« Reply #17 on: December 10, 2023, 05:38:05 PM »
Quote from: Brazilian Villain on December 10, 2023, 05:27:54 PM


"Is that Risso on the left or right?"

The one in the middle.
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Offline Footy-Vill

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Re: Caption competition vs Arsenal
« Reply #18 on: December 10, 2023, 05:40:52 PM »
Its clear why football players are looking like this though maybe they aren't required to wear extra padding but it's most likely as area protection gear. Or It's just extra padding due to the cold weather.
If we're not careful, there will be captions of Aston Villa Women players in high impact padded sports bras or protective padded underwear pants, and people will rationalise it as funny as well.
So it's the same for men.

I'm not getting further involved but it's something to consider as football is all inclusive. It's all bawdiness, which some people like and will just keep out and leave you lads and boys club to it .

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Online Clampy

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Re: Caption competition vs Arsenal
« Reply #19 on: December 10, 2023, 05:41:14 PM »
Quote from: Toronto Villa on December 10, 2023, 05:36:22 PM
Your post raised a smile Footy. You’ve cum on here to complain. Stop being so stiff.

I think he had a boner to pick with you.
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Offline pauliewalnuts

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Re: Caption competition vs Arsenal
« Reply #20 on: December 10, 2023, 05:42:33 PM »
"Hurr hurr, it looks like you have got a hard-on, mate"

"MATTY CASH IS A TERRIBLE TERRIBLE PERSON, BUT I'M NOT GETTING INVOLVED IN THAT CONVERSATION"
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Offline dave shelley

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Re: Caption competition vs Arsenal
« Reply #21 on: December 10, 2023, 05:43:54 PM »
I'll have you know that Youri Tiellemans is an upright, erect footballer.
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Online Richard E

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Re: Caption competition vs Arsenal
« Reply #22 on: December 10, 2023, 05:51:50 PM »
«У вас у кишені пістолет чи ви просто раді мене бачити?»
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Offline adrenachrome

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Re: Caption competition vs Arsenal
« Reply #23 on: December 10, 2023, 05:55:20 PM »
Quote from: Footy-Vill on December 10, 2023, 05:40:52 PM
Its clear why football players are looking like this though maybe they aren't required to wear extra padding but it's most likely as area protection gear. Or It's just extra padding due to the cold weather.
If we're not careful, there will be captions of Aston Villa Women players in high impact padded sports bras or protective padded underwear pants, and people will rationalise it as funny as well.
So it's the same for men.

I'm not getting further involved but it's something to consider as football is all inclusive. It's all bawdiness, which some people like and will just keep out and leave you lads and boys club to it .



So what your saying is:  Youri has a ginormous schlong of Dion Dublin dimensions and he should be careful where he points it.
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Offline Somniloquism

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Re: Caption competition vs Arsenal
« Reply #24 on: December 10, 2023, 07:21:25 PM »
It doesn't look like padding under the shorts for Diaby......

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Offline Steve67

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Re: Caption competition vs Arsenal
« Reply #25 on: December 10, 2023, 08:47:04 PM »
Something else for Saka to fall over.
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Offline Mister E

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Re: Caption competition vs Arsenal
« Reply #26 on: December 10, 2023, 09:07:09 PM »
Quote from: Steve67 on December 10, 2023, 08:47:04 PM
Something else for Saka to fall over.
the winner!
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Offline jcsutv

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Re: Caption competition vs Arsenal
« Reply #27 on: December 10, 2023, 10:04:41 PM »
He didn’t seem very happy having to wait until the second half to be pulled off
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Online Ian.

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Re: Caption competition vs Arsenal
« Reply #28 on: December 10, 2023, 10:56:53 PM »
Quote from: Steve67 on December 10, 2023, 08:47:04 PM
Something else for Saka to fall over.

Very good!
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Offline adrenachrome

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Re: Caption competition vs Arsenal
« Reply #29 on: December 10, 2023, 11:11:41 PM »
Quote from: jcsutv on December 10, 2023, 10:04:41 PM
He didn’t seem very happy having to wait until the second half to be pulled off

That's the classic Gazza joke!
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