What do you want?

[Exeter 77]

Time travel.

When do we want it?

It’s irrelevant.

That's very clever.

In order I would take:

FA Cup
Conference League
League Cup

The Premier League is just an impossible dream so not worth thinking about.

[N'ZMAV]

Paul McGrath in his prime.
Martinez to sharpen up his game.
A proper goalscorer up front.
& the club to give a toss about some fans more.
All of the above may result in a trophy.

[IFWaters]

League progress over last year - top 6
ECL winners

Anything in FA and league cups a bonus

[charlatan]

A win in the third round of the FA Cup

[Small Rodent]

It’s a very tough call, to be honest.

I’d have to say FA Cup for the purely selfish reason of not being alive when we have won it.

But I’d take any silverware.

[CT Villan]

Trying to be somewhat realistic too...

ECL
FA Cup
EPL
League Cup

[Brazilian Villain]

In order I would take:

FA Cup
Conference League
League Cup

The Premier League is just an impossible dream so not worth thinking about.

Same for me.

Looking past this season, think it would be easier for us to win the Champions League than the Premier League. Still highly unlikely, so I'd take either.

[VillaTim]

FA Cup
EPL Top 5
Conference
League Cup

[Brazilian Villain]

As long as we're in the Deloitte top 20 I'll be like a pig in shit.

I've always considered Deloitte to be a third tier accountancy firm so, unless it's a PricewaterhouseCoopers top 20, I'd have the League Cup ahead of it.

[algy]

A win in the third round of the FA Cup

Come on, let's keep these vaguely grounded in reality

[luke95]

FA Cup being proudly paraded on Council House balcony by SirJohn McGinn.

That'll be me done then.

[Smirker]

We'll get two of these this season. You know how you wait for a bus for ages then two come at once. We're about to experience the football equivalent of that.

Come back in May when I'm right. I'll accept my thanks in the form of pics of your cats.

[ChicagoLion]

I want Emery to sort the defence out, because without that we are not winning or qualifying for anything.

[Sexual Ealing]

As long as we're in the Deloitte top 20 I'll be like a pig in shit.

I've always considered Deloitte to be a third tier accountancy firm so, unless it's a PricewaterhouseCoopers top 20, I'd have the League Cup ahead of it.

It goes like this:
KPMG
Deloitte = PwC
EY

Based on the money they've spent on the nonsense I've pedalled.

[Des Little]

FA Cup being proudly paraded on Council House balcony by SirJohn McGinn.

That'll be me done then.

Isn’t that balcony now out of bounds because it’s structurally unsafe? Pretty sure that is.