Pau Torres

[Rigadon]

I'd like to complain that since we ditched the North Stand, MotD hasn't mentioned our badge once and it hasn't even been checked at Stockley Park. Imagine if it was a Sky 6 logobranding...

Made me laugh.

[LeeB]

I consider Crest Review and Villa Park Redevelopment to be no-man's land.

I'd fear for my soul (and my sanity) if I set foot in them again.

Like 'The Nine Billion Names of God', I reckon another handful of designs will lead to the end of the universe.

[Dogtanian]

I consider Crest Review and Villa Park Redevelopment to be no-man's land.

I'd fear for my soul (and my sanity) if I set foot in them again.

Like 'The one Billion Names of God', I reckon another handful of designs will lead to the end of the universe.

I wondered why I saw the stars blinking out last night.

[LeeB]

Christ knows how that ended up 'one' and not 'nine'!

[Sexual Ealing]

I'm no graphic designer, but here's what I think...
I'm no accountant, but here's what I think...

[Brazilian Villain]

Christ knows how that ended up 'one' and not 'nine'!

I'm no IT specialist, but here's what I think...the autocorrect on H&V seems a lot more 'proactive' recently.

For all I know, that might be due to my web browser though.

[Drummond]

I'm no graphic designer, but here's what I think...
I'm no accountant, but here's what I think...

I'm no manager, but here's what I think....
I'm no referee, but here's what I think....
I'm no pundit, but here's what I think....

I am a fan though, and I like to have an opinion....

[Sexual Ealing]

I'm no graphic designer, but here's what I think...
I'm no accountant, but here's what I think...

I'm no manager, but here's what I think....
I'm no referee, but here's what I think....
I'm no pundit, but here's what I think....

I am a fan though, and I like to have an opinion....

I get it, and I do too. But accountancy and graphic design are pretty niche things that you actually have to understand before you have an opinion. I have no problem with calling the badge shit or Coutinho a waste of money, it's the cosplaying that gets on my tits.

[Somniloquism]

Most "autocorrect" is not HandV but your browser/phone. There are word filter for certain phrases though.

• plop becomes 'The Mighty Reds YNWA'.
• the c word becomes ******. (it used to be cnut but now the asterisks)
• there was a phrase that was something to do with TOD / Theatre of Dreams.

The simple reason why LeeB's phone sent 'one' instead of 'nine' is because he can't spell 'nine' but wrote 'ine'.

[Drummond]

I'm no graphic designer, but here's what I think...
I'm no accountant, but here's what I think...

I'm no manager, but here's what I think....
I'm no referee, but here's what I think....
I'm no pundit, but here's what I think....

I am a fan though, and I like to have an opinion....

I get it, and I do too. But accountancy and graphic design are pretty niche things that you actually have to understand before you have an opinion. I have no problem with calling the badge shit or Coutinho a waste of money, it's the cosplaying that gets on my tits.

cosplaying and tits... probably a NSFW search that one...

I do know what you mean, but without it, we'd never have 'the hippo'..... so yes, I back you.

I think the accountancy bit, or opinions on some numbers are fine, but the whole crest and kit thing is a completely pointless exercise.

[Risso]

In a very old version of H&V, if you typed "training" you got a picture of Dwight Yorke erm, 'wrestling' with Mark Bosnich.

[Olneythelonely]

Everyone making the same joke every single time a player is injured are pretty tedious to read

Tough crowd.

[pauliewalnuts]

Tell you what’s worse than the crest thread. The new kits thread every summer when people are bored and start doing mock ups. STOP IT.

[pauliewalnuts]

Everyone making the same joke every single time a player is injured are pretty tedious to read

Tough crowd.

Also, overlooks the fact that the same joke repeated over and over forms about 90% of this message board’s reason for existence.

In fact, thinking about it, that goes for the rest of the internet too.

[lovejoy]

Why didn't Barry take the penalty?
Sherlock Street
How's Joe doing and Citeh?
African car reverser
Ads and Risso last Tories standing
SHA
SUE
SGT
God
over reaction on the OGT
...and a punathon