Aston Villa vs Newcastle United pre match thread

[pablo_picasso]

Everyone saying "Fuck off Andy" is starting to make me paranoid...

Oh wait, my therapist keeps telling me that the world "doesn't" revolve around me...

There is no way an actual Villa fan wrote that...

[ldavfc4eva]

Would love a win against these, better still a repeat of the match where Dyer/Bowyer decide to twat each other.

2-1 us. Ollie and Mings header from a corner to win it, Isaac for them.

[itmustbe_it is!]

Link to blog so we can laugh at the twerp?

https://www.nufcblog.co.uk/2023/04/14/sob-on-the-tyne-an-apology-to-newcastle-fans-from-aston-villa

Majority of them on the replies are sound.

It looks to me like most of them are twats, especially the other Villa fan on there

Looks like that to me too - Come on Villa FTF !

[Smirker]

I still hope we FTF obviously.

[Rory]

I can only summarise it thus:

Before 2008, I knew one Newcastle fan and he was a twat, so I found it funny when they lost or did shit.

I and every football fan I knew (Villa, SHA, Coventry, West Brom, Tottenham, Arsenal, Leicester, Everton, West Ham, Ipswich - it was pre-2017 so I'd never met a Wolves fan) found it funny that they went down.

One or two Villa fans made a couple of banners that were not endorsed by the club. For some reason, many Newcastle fans found this fabulously offensive.

I have subsequently known three other Newcastle fans, all twats, and all have raised the issue of the banners (one of them more than 11 years later) to explain why they hate Villa more than any other club.

I now find it funnier when Newcastle lose or do shit, and Andy MacFarlane is a fucking langer.

[KevinGage]

Oh Andy.

Imagine being sad enough to crave love from the horse punchers.

HWTL!

[trinityoap]

Horse punchers.Who remembers Pete the Greek?

[Sexual Ealing]

I'm not feeling this game at all. I think all kinds of records could to fall - we might not score, Watkins might not score, Traore might not score, Martinez might do something stupid. And it's on at 5.30am here. We always lose when I wake up to the result. 2-4.

[Rory]

I'm not feeling this game at all. I think all kinds of records could to fall - we might not score, Watkins might not score, Traore might not score, Martinez might do something stupid. And it's on at 5.30am here. We always lose when I wake up to the result. 2-4.

I've already predicted a loss, so blame me.

I owe those magnanimous, good-humoured, down-to-earth and chiselled geordies one.

I've been much too harsh in the past, by mislabelling them as deluded, loudmouth, crybaby, morbidly obese tossers who trash the shit out of every ground they visit like it's an Auf Wiedersehen, Pet-themed episode of It's a Knockout.

I say we're due a loss, the toon army leave happy (but still crying because we haven't painted the streetlights black & white in honour of their visit, or summat) and god help any poor female railway worker (or rather 'train-pet') who finds herself in charge of the pies & pasties on the journey home.

If I'm wrong, may I drink an entire bottle of Newcastle Brown Ale by way of absolution.

Oh, and Andy MacFarlane is still an inflamed urethra.

[Smithy]

Andy is clearly trying to get into the knickers (or pants) of a Newcastle fan. It's the only excuse I can think of that justifies such a sycophantic attempt at unnecessary atonement.

Certainly the only time I debase myself with similar levels of grovelling are when I've been told to sleep on the couch.

[SamTheMouse]

I'm not feeling this game at all. I think all kinds of records could to fall - we might not score, Watkins might not score, Traore might not score, Martinez might do something stupid. And it's on at 5.30am here. We always lose when I wake up to the result. 2-4.

Same here. I've had a funny feeling in my water for the last day or so.

Although that might just be all the asparagus I've been eating.

[pauliewalnuts]

I have a bad feeling.

[DB]

I can only summarise it thus:

Before 2008, I knew one Newcastle fan and he was a twat, so I found it funny when they lost or did shit.

I and every football fan I knew (Villa, SHA, Coventry, West Brom, Tottenham, Arsenal, Leicester, Everton, West Ham, Ipswich - it was pre-2017 so I'd never met a Wolves fan) found it funny that they went down.

One or two Villa fans made a couple of banners that were not endorsed by the club. For some reason, many Newcastle fans found this fabulously offensive.

I have subsequently known three other Newcastle fans, all twats, and all have raised the issue of the banners (one of them more than 11 years later) to explain why they hate Villa more than any other club.

I now find it funnier when Newcastle lose or do shit, and Andy MacFarlane is a fucking langer.

I understand its the same for them with Everton too. Not sure why.

[curiousorange]

All I know is that I hate playing these lot, they're simultaneously the underdog and everyone's second team.

[pauliewalnuts]

I can only summarise it thus:

Before 2008, I knew one Newcastle fan and he was a twat, so I found it funny when they lost or did shit.

I and every football fan I knew (Villa, SHA, Coventry, West Brom, Tottenham, Arsenal, Leicester, Everton, West Ham, Ipswich - it was pre-2017 so I'd never met a Wolves fan) found it funny that they went down.

One or two Villa fans made a couple of banners that were not endorsed by the club. For some reason, many Newcastle fans found this fabulously offensive.

I have subsequently known three other Newcastle fans, all twats, and all have raised the issue of the banners (one of them more than 11 years later) to explain why they hate Villa more than any other club.

I now find it funnier when Newcastle lose or do shit, and Andy MacFarlane is a fucking langer.

I understand its the same for them with Everton too. Not sure why.

To be fair, though, Everton fans ARE twats, so I'm with them on that one.