Aston Villa vs Newcastle United pre match thread

[VILLA MOLE]

https://www.facebook.com/reel/767447364975647?fs=e&s=TIeQ9V

[Toronto Villa]

2-1 - Isak for them, Ollie and Buendia for us. Tight nervy affair. They are very good, but at Villa Park I trust us to just squeak through.

[PeterWithesShin]

Us 5 Them 0. And they don't win another game all season and finish outside the European spots.

[Toronto Villa]

And the Saudi's pull their blood money from the club putting them into massive debt and they get relegated through FFP violations.

[eamonn]

An intriguing one. Both teams bang in form. Both teams can stifle the opposition quite well so I'm not expecting a goal-fest. I think they have a bit more nous about them and players who are more consistent than some of our flair chaps (Buendia/Leon/Bert) so I wouldn't be too disappointed with a draw.

[Clampy]

Do we play the extra midfielder (Donk or Chambers) or trust Bert? There's an argument both really.

[Risso]

Do we play the extra midfielder (Donk or Chambers) or trust Bert? There's an argument both really.

Start with Bert, bring the Donk on to cool things down when we're 3-0 up.

[SamTheMouse]

I think we might lose this, which would be really, really fucking annoying, because humping them and helping piss all over their Champions League dreams would be brilliant.

[nigel]

And the Saudi's pull their blood money from the club putting them into massive debt and they get relegated through FFP violations.

And our game gets called off and put as last game of the season

[Sexual Ealing]

The trouble with that banner was that it wasn't in any way funny.

[Rory]

I had a look at one of their forums yesterday. Like all football forums, there were plenty of sensible comments, as well as some by brain donors.

A couple of them hate us because we're all Tories, apparently. One has a Baggie mate, and he and other Albion fans principally hate us because of the strong Tory element amongst our support. Nothing to do with spending more than a century in our shadow then.

Right, I'm off to piss on a homeless person before objecting to a planning application for new social housing in my area.

I've known four Newcastle fans in my life (all twats) and three have been vocal Tories. Maybe I'll adopt that as a reason to dislike them - I can pop it alongside the delusion, the media fawning, their ownership, and their large contingent of fat, shirtless crybabies.

[Clampy]

The trouble with that banner was that it wasn't in any way funny.

Wasn't it the 'Ant and Dec' one that got their back up? I can't remember.

[AV82EC]

I had a look at one of their forums yesterday. Like all football forums, there were plenty of sensible comments, as well as some by brain donors.

A couple of them hate us because we're all Tories, apparently. One has a Baggie mate, and he and other Albion fans principally hate us because of the strong Tory element amongst our support. Nothing to do with spending more than a century in our shadow then.

Right, I'm off to piss on a homeless person before objecting to a planning application for new social housing in my area.

I've known four Newcastle fans in my life (all twats) and three have been vocal Tories. Maybe I'll adopt that as a reason to dislike them - I can pop it alongside the delusion, the media fawning, their ownership, and their large contingent of fat, shirtless crybabies.

Don’t forget the horse puncher.

[nigel]

The trouble with that banner was that it wasn't in any way funny.

I dunno, I have to admit I did have a bit of a laugh.
I was sat near some geordies in the family stand and they were giving the ‘we’ve come to see you relegated’. Then they realised that Sunderland had beaten Chelsea and they disappeared fairly quickly

[Rory]

I had a look at one of their forums yesterday. Like all football forums, there were plenty of sensible comments, as well as some by brain donors.

A couple of them hate us because we're all Tories, apparently. One has a Baggie mate, and he and other Albion fans principally hate us because of the strong Tory element amongst our support. Nothing to do with spending more than a century in our shadow then.

Right, I'm off to piss on a homeless person before objecting to a planning application for new social housing in my area.

I've known four Newcastle fans in my life (all twats) and three have been vocal Tories. Maybe I'll adopt that as a reason to dislike them - I can pop it alongside the delusion, the media fawning, their ownership, and their large contingent of fat, shirtless crybabies.

Don’t forget the horse puncher.

Yep, true so.