Jhon Durán - signed

[Drummond]

That Romano chap has stated that Chelsea were never close to signing Duran in January & he was just another name on a list that they discussed the possibility of getting.

Well, thats my nervous fever over with...

Isn't everyone on a Chelsea list?

They had scouts watching me last night.

[Brazilian Villain]

That Romano chap has stated that Chelsea were never close to signing Duran in January & he was just another name on a list that they discussed the possibility of getting.

Well, thats my nervous fever over with...

Isn't everyone on a Chelsea list?

They had scouts watching me last night.

Football Insider reckons they've decided not to pursue their interest as you didn't have enough shit tattoos.

[Drummond]

That Romano chap has stated that Chelsea were never close to signing Duran in January & he was just another name on a list that they discussed the possibility of getting.

Well, thats my nervous fever over with...

Isn't everyone on a Chelsea list?

They had scouts watching me last night.

Football Insider reckons they've decided not to pursue their interest as you didn't have enough shit tattoos.

Unlike this bloke.... who had his children's names and a picture of their shit done.

[pauliewalnuts]

That Romano chap has stated that Chelsea were never close to signing Duran in January & he was just another name on a list that they discussed the possibility of getting.

Well, thats my nervous fever over with...

Isn't everyone on a Chelsea list?

They had scouts watching me last night.

I signed for them a few years ago, but they immediately sent me out on loan to grindingly depressing middle aged existence, and I've been there since.

[edgysatsuma89]

That Romano chap has stated that Chelsea were never close to signing Duran in January & he was just another name on a list that they discussed the possibility of getting.

Well, thats my nervous fever over with...

Isn't everyone on a Chelsea list?

They had scouts watching me last night.

Football Insider reckons they've decided not to pursue their interest as you didn't have enough shit tattoos.

Unlike this bloke.... who had his children's names and a picture of their shit done.

I'm not a big fan of generic tattoos, so I give them credit for originality. It needs some sort of scale measurement though to take it up a notch.

[Clark W Griswold]

The flies add a nice touch though. I'm wondering whether he's just named some favourite examples of his own fecal matter evacuated over the years?

[Somniloquism]

Did he wait for their first solids? Did he take a picture or bring the sample in for the artist to use?

[Hillbilly]

I read the bottom one as ‘Jobby’

[Somniloquism]

Jobby was the original tattoo, it seems he had all the rest done in one sitting looking at the redness around the rest.

[Dogtanian]

They're down the back of his leg, looking like he's shat his kids out all over himself. A lovely tribute to the modern family.

[ChicagoLion]

The concerning thing is that this bloke is a parent. No wonder the world is messed  up.

[Brazilian Villain]

The concerning thing is that this bloke is a parent. No wonder the world is messed  up.

At least he's still around to be a father to his kids.

[eamonn]

Who, Jhon or the shitty leg owner?

[ChicagoLion]

The concerning thing is that this bloke is a parent. No wonder the world is messed  up.

At least he's still around to be a father to his kids.

God help them.

[caster troy]

Duran impressed me yesterday. He has improved his game in a few areas I think, winning the ball back without fouling and picking out a pass rather than always shooting for example. If you are a tired defender you really don't want to see him come on after 70 minutes.