My mate sucked off a Milky Bar kid (many years after the peak of fame!) so you missed out on that too.
Now curious as to whether the sucked off Milky Bar Kid really did have the creamiest milk and the whitest bar.
I did go to a house party at which Joe Pasquale's son was coked up and trying to attract girls on the basis of who his dad was, which my Buckfast-addled brain thought was hilarious.
Sadly I had to leave around 10pm, but second hand reports suggested that he was a bit of a pain in the arse, and went home alone at some ungodly hour the next morning.