Okay, fine. As all the work I've put in thus far is apparently worth nothing!
Dave, I am unemployed and in debt, but as an amateur numismatist, I do have a relatively rare 50p coin worth up to £2.35 (two pounds thirty five pence) on the open market.
In exchange for a little kindness, I could always arrange for it to be sent to you, and you could pocket the cash?