Summer 2022 Transfer Thread

[PaulWinch again]

Didn’t Sarr also support Gueye’s stance on rainbow shirts?

[LeeB]

Didn’t Sarr also support Gueye’s stance on rainbow shirts?

Get the two in a room together and address them as such:

"You, Sarr, Gueye"

[paul_e]

Didn’t Sarr also support Gueye’s stance on rainbow shirts?

Get the two in a room together and address them as such:

"You, Sarr, Gueye"

ok Jar-Jar, settle down.

[IFWaters]

Juan Mata available on a free? 34

[Richard]

Juan Mata available on a free? 34

No! We need more pace, not him.

[pauliewalnuts]

Juan Mata available on a free? 34

No! We need more pace, not him.

Jesus, if we added Mata to our midfield, we'd be into the realms of negative pace.

[Malandro]

Juan Mata available on a free? 34

No! We need more pace, not him.

Jesus, if we added Mata to our midfield, we'd be into the realms of negative pace.

He looks old enough to be Ings’ father.

[pauliewalnuts]

Juan Mata available on a free? 34

No! We need more pace, not him.

Jesus, if we added Mata to our midfield, we'd be into the realms of negative pace.

He looks old enough to be Ings’ father.

Ings looks like he's stepped out of that documentary Peter Jackson did where he upscaled WW1 footage to 4k and colour.

The only thing that'd give him away would be his hideous tattoo coverage.

[Brazilian Villain]

He looks old enough to be Ings’ father.

Ings looks like he's stepped out of that documentary Peter Jackson did where he upscaled WW1 footage to 4k and colour.

Mightn't have been a bad thing, with his current accuracy the death toll would have been a lot lower.

[IFWaters]

He's only a year older than Perisic. How's about Diego Costa, 33, also a freebie. He'd give us that bit of shithousery up front we've missed. Get Milner back as well and our Steven can put in a few cameos link up with Ron Aldo in a shithousers free agent 11.

[Mister E]

He's only a year older than Perisic. How's about Diego Costa, 33, also a freebie. He'd give us that bit of shithousery up front we've missed. Get Milner back as well and our Steven can put in a few cameos link up with Ron Aldo in a shithousers free agent 11.

Have you been drinking?

[eamonn]

Juan Mata available on a free? 34

No! We need more pace, not him.

Jesus, if we added Mata to our midfield, we'd be into the realms of negative pace.

He looks old enough to be Ings’ father.

This world needs a father for the sorrow.

[pauliewalnuts]

We might as well put Sandy Richardson from Crossroads in the middle of the park.

TBF, judging on Saturday's evidence, he'd have absolutely tons of space to wheel himself around in because the rest of our team appeared to be treating it like some sort of Chernobyl postcode.

[passport1]

Its OK we already have Shughie Mcphee.

[Percy McCarthy]

And the odd Turtle.