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Online PaulWinch again

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Re: Summer 2022 Transfer Thread
« Reply #4200 on: August 11, 2022, 09:49:49 AM »
Didn’t Sarr also support Gueye’s stance on rainbow shirts?

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Re: Summer 2022 Transfer Thread
« Reply #4201 on: August 11, 2022, 09:53:11 AM »
Didn’t Sarr also support Gueye’s stance on rainbow shirts?

Get the two in a room together and address them as such:

"You, Sarr, Gueye"

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Re: Summer 2022 Transfer Thread
« Reply #4202 on: August 11, 2022, 11:02:43 AM »
Didn’t Sarr also support Gueye’s stance on rainbow shirts?

Get the two in a room together and address them as such:

"You, Sarr, Gueye"

ok Jar-Jar, settle down.

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Re: Summer 2022 Transfer Thread
« Reply #4203 on: August 11, 2022, 06:24:45 PM »
Juan Mata available on a free? 34

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Re: Summer 2022 Transfer Thread
« Reply #4204 on: August 11, 2022, 06:54:31 PM »
Juan Mata available on a free? 34

No! We need more pace, not him.

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Re: Summer 2022 Transfer Thread
« Reply #4205 on: August 11, 2022, 08:18:10 PM »
Juan Mata available on a free? 34

No! We need more pace, not him.

Jesus, if we added Mata to our midfield, we'd be into the realms of negative pace.

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Re: Summer 2022 Transfer Thread
« Reply #4206 on: August 11, 2022, 08:25:42 PM »
Juan Mata available on a free? 34

No! We need more pace, not him.

Jesus, if we added Mata to our midfield, we'd be into the realms of negative pace.

He looks old enough to be Ings’ father.

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Re: Summer 2022 Transfer Thread
« Reply #4207 on: August 11, 2022, 08:26:57 PM »
Juan Mata available on a free? 34

No! We need more pace, not him.

Jesus, if we added Mata to our midfield, we'd be into the realms of negative pace.

He looks old enough to be Ings’ father.

Ings looks like he's stepped out of that documentary Peter Jackson did where he upscaled WW1 footage to 4k and colour.

The only thing that'd give him away would be his hideous tattoo coverage.

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Re: Summer 2022 Transfer Thread
« Reply #4208 on: August 11, 2022, 08:34:34 PM »
He looks old enough to be Ings’ father.

Ings looks like he's stepped out of that documentary Peter Jackson did where he upscaled WW1 footage to 4k and colour.

Mightn't have been a bad thing, with his current accuracy the death toll would have been a lot lower.

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Re: Summer 2022 Transfer Thread
« Reply #4209 on: August 11, 2022, 08:40:03 PM »
He's only a year older than Perisic. How's about Diego Costa, 33, also a freebie. He'd give us that bit of shithousery up front we've missed. Get Milner back as well and our Steven can put in a few cameos link up with Ron Aldo in a shithousers free agent 11.

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Re: Summer 2022 Transfer Thread
« Reply #4210 on: August 11, 2022, 08:53:56 PM »
He's only a year older than Perisic. How's about Diego Costa, 33, also a freebie. He'd give us that bit of shithousery up front we've missed. Get Milner back as well and our Steven can put in a few cameos link up with Ron Aldo in a shithousers free agent 11.
Have you been drinking?

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Re: Summer 2022 Transfer Thread
« Reply #4211 on: August 11, 2022, 08:54:13 PM »
Juan Mata available on a free? 34

No! We need more pace, not him.

Jesus, if we added Mata to our midfield, we'd be into the realms of negative pace.

He looks old enough to be Ings’ father.

This world needs a father for the sorrow.

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Re: Summer 2022 Transfer Thread
« Reply #4212 on: August 11, 2022, 08:55:30 PM »
We might as well put Sandy Richardson from Crossroads in the middle of the park.

TBF, judging on Saturday's evidence, he'd have absolutely tons of space to wheel himself around in because the rest of our team appeared to be treating it like some sort of Chernobyl postcode.

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Re: Summer 2022 Transfer Thread
« Reply #4213 on: August 11, 2022, 09:00:15 PM »
Its OK we already have Shughie Mcphee.
« Last Edit: August 11, 2022, 09:05:31 PM by passport1 »

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Re: Summer 2022 Transfer Thread
« Reply #4214 on: August 11, 2022, 09:58:54 PM »
And the odd Turtle.

 


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