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Offline Scratchins

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Re: You're going to get your f*****g head kicked in !
« Reply #60 on: January 24, 2022, 07:44:56 AM »
The Peter Shilton chants when he was caught in a lovers lane spot in his Daimler with a woman who wasn't his wife.

"Tina, Tina, Tina" followed by "Have you got reclining seats, have you got reclining seats"

And "who were you with last night"
« Last Edit: January 24, 2022, 07:48:30 AM by Scratchins »

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Re: You're going to get your f*****g head kicked in !
« Reply #61 on: January 24, 2022, 08:21:06 AM »
Sit down you sh*t sit down you sh*t sit down you sh*t sit down....

Get out of brum, cockney scum..

[Arsenal - or whoever] w@nk w@nk w@nk , Arsenal w@nk w@nk w@nk

Embarrassingly to John Fashanu when playing for Wimbledon, 'a queer, you're brother is a queer...'

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Re: You're going to get your f*****g head kicked in !
« Reply #62 on: January 24, 2022, 09:32:52 AM »
Seats Agro, Seats Agro!

sung to the trinity or Witton when the natives were getting restless and banging their wooden seats

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Re: You're going to get your f*****g head kicked in !
« Reply #63 on: January 24, 2022, 12:19:41 PM »
The Peter Shilton chants when he was caught in a lovers lane spot in his Daimler with a woman who wasn't his wife.

"Tina, Tina, Tina" followed by "Have you got reclining seats, have you got reclining seats"

And "who were you with last night"

He still got the Tina chants when he was playing for Derby years later, I had no idea what it was in reference to but joined in anyway.

Offline DennisHodgetts

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Re: You're going to get your f*****g head kicked in !
« Reply #64 on: January 24, 2022, 12:27:44 PM »
I was at Uni in the North East and went to watch Newcastle v Southampton in the mid 80s. The variant on the chant for Shilton up there was "Tina, Tina, show us your flaps...". Geordies have a way with the language  ;)

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Re: You're going to get your f*****g head kicked in !
« Reply #65 on: January 24, 2022, 09:27:45 PM »
I remember the Scousers being advised to

"Sign on! Sign on!
With a pen in your hand,
And you'll never get a job
Sign on! Sign on!"

Offline kippaxvilla2

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Re: You're going to get your f*****g head kicked in !
« Reply #66 on: January 27, 2022, 03:27:44 AM »
They find a dead dog and they think it’s a treat in their Liverpool slum.

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Re: You're going to get your f*****g head kicked in !
« Reply #67 on: January 28, 2022, 06:16:29 AM »
That is after, they look in the dustbin for something to eat,

Offline Mortimer's Bear

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Re: You're going to get your f*****g head kicked in !
« Reply #68 on: February 28, 2022, 01:29:40 PM »
I remember the Holte trying to sing "you've lost that loving feeling" when the team were particularly poor. Of course, when they needed to hit the high notes, they collectively croaked, much to everyone's amusement.

I remember being in a pub at Wembley before the FA Cup SF against Bolton and the whole pub (Villa and Bolton fans) randomly singing that

Offline joniboy

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Re: You're going to get your f*****g head kicked in !
« Reply #69 on: March 06, 2022, 09:19:02 AM »
The [team] sing, I don’t know why, ‘cos after the match, they’re gonna die...

I remember one game in early 80s that being sung in the holte, but it was :

"Villa sing, i dont know why, cos after the match...(cue nervous glances from me and my mates, thinking the holte had been infiltrated by away fans)..........*pause*........they all go home !"

Never been so relieved hearing that last line !

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Re: You're going to get your f*****g head kicked in !
« Reply #70 on: April 01, 2022, 11:00:03 PM »
What about this for an old one sung about Alan Ball.

Hang your balls up Alan Boots.

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Re: You're going to get your f*****g head kicked in !
« Reply #71 on: April 02, 2022, 08:42:04 AM »
‘ when somebody waits for me, what’s his name, Chatterley’
‘ bye bye blackbird’

Can anyone else from the late 60’s remember the full version?

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Re: You're going to get your f*****g head kicked in !
« Reply #72 on: April 02, 2022, 09:06:09 AM »
I seem to remember it as bye bye Blackburn and Docherty waiting for me. 

Offline dcdavecollett

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Re: You're going to get your f*****g head kicked in !
« Reply #73 on: April 03, 2022, 12:15:14 AM »
Follows the original song, I think.

e.g. 'Pack up all my cares and woe,
       Here I go, singing low,
       Bye, bye, Blackburn (Blackpool, if we were playing them)
       Still somebody waits for me
       What's his name?

Followed by Chatterley! or Docherty!, depending what part of the late sixties we're talking about.

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Re: You're going to get your f*****g head kicked in !
« Reply #74 on: April 03, 2022, 08:44:48 AM »
When the red, red robin comes bob,bob bobbing along, shoot the bastard,shoot the bastard

 


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