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Offline edgysatsuma89

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Re: African car reverser
« Reply #270 on: August 03, 2021, 12:47:05 AM »
For the first time I've actually gone to the start of the thread to read what this is all about. All these years I've never bothered looking but enjoyed the references nonetheless. What a treat. 'you could tell he was an African bloke when he was arguing back' really tickled me. Real 'WTF?' moment.

Offline cdbullyweefan

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Re: African car reverser
« Reply #271 on: August 03, 2021, 12:49:36 AM »
That isn't even close to being his worst post on that first page.

Offline danno

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Re: African car reverser
« Reply #272 on: August 03, 2021, 12:49:44 AM »
His head's been turned. Which will undoubtedly improve his driving, but ruin his cult status with the North Stand car park faithful.

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Re: African car reverser
« Reply #273 on: August 03, 2021, 01:13:22 AM »
African Car Reverser sounds like a ska classic.

It's a Fall track
The African - ah Car -ah Reverser -ah
Ran over me -ah toes -ah down the  Vill ah
said ah  I did nor have a leg ah to stand on ah
If I tried ah to sue his arse ah
Sounds like hick wap huh? Sounds like hick wap huh?
Over. Over. Over. Over.


I’m not going to re-read the whole thread, but got as far as this one and nearly woke the baby trying not to laugh : )

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Re: African car reverser
« Reply #274 on: August 03, 2021, 08:31:49 AM »
Guys, I've just read that Man City are offering us £1,500 for the African Car Reverser.

If we can't hold on to him, then what's the fucking point?
He'll find a way to back out.

Offline Mister E

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Re: African car reverser
« Reply #275 on: August 03, 2021, 09:10:15 AM »
Guys, I've just read that Man City are offering us £1,500 for the African Car Reverser.
If we can't hold on to him, then what's the fucking point?
If they offered £15,000 I'd reverse-drive him all the way there myself.

Offline Mister E

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Re: African car reverser
« Reply #276 on: August 03, 2021, 09:13:43 AM »
Harry Redknapp's just signed him up - thought he was one of the Djemba twins.
This is classic.

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Re: African car reverser
« Reply #277 on: August 03, 2021, 01:15:42 PM »
Someone needs to get cracking on a new game in time for the Christmas market.  Photoshop the T to an A and we're rich!


« Last Edit: August 03, 2021, 01:17:33 PM by Des Little »

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Re: African car reverser
« Reply #278 on: August 03, 2021, 03:58:09 PM »
Someone needs to get cracking on a new game in time for the Christmas market.  Photoshop the T to an A and we're rich!



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