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Offline Pat McMahon

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Re: Ashley Young - welcome home.
« Reply #285 on: June 21, 2021, 12:17:45 AM »
I was in Taiwan and got arrested when he scored the winner against Everton.

Nothing too terrible. Just for being a foreigner making a lot of noise in the apartment building I was living in. Police drove me home on a scooter after 10 minutes of questions at the station, and gave me a coconut. A bizarre evening.

That made me laugh out loud!

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Re: Ashley Young - welcome home.
« Reply #286 on: June 21, 2021, 05:58:23 AM »
Am I the only one struggling to understand how this sex act would work?

Yes, I think you need a trip to Brazil.

Or Japan. Or Taiwan.

Offline sid1964

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Re: Ashley Young - welcome home.
« Reply #287 on: June 21, 2021, 06:30:16 AM »
It will be nice for Ashley to be reunited with old friends - i would imagine Mrs Ridgewell will be looking forward to seeing him

Hope it works out for him on his return but for me I would not have brought him back.

Online Tayls_7

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Re: Ashley Young - welcome home.
« Reply #288 on: June 21, 2021, 08:19:28 AM »
Am I the only one struggling to understand how this sex act would work?

Yes, I think you need a trip to Brazil.

Or Japan. Or Taiwan.

The Portuguese for coconut is just coco. I'd feel a bit short changed if I didn't get the nut bit but suppose it makes sense.

Let me know if anyone requires the Taiwanese translation.

Offline brian green

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Re: Ashley Young - welcome home.
« Reply #289 on: June 21, 2021, 08:42:24 AM »
That story of yours Axi is absolutely surreal.  It would make an epic short play by Alan Bennett.  The police brought me home on a scooter and gave me a coconut is a curtain line of sheer genius.

Offline Border villan

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Re: Ashley Young - welcome home.
« Reply #290 on: June 21, 2021, 05:59:38 PM »
Four days since our last signing, come on Villa.

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Re: Ashley Young - welcome home.
« Reply #291 on: June 21, 2021, 07:24:57 PM »
Ahh. That'll be why the Taiwanese girl at my local supermarket slapped my face when I asked her for a coconut then. Makes sense now.

One for Brazilian Villan: I had my face slapped by a Polish girl who got rather upset when I commented I'd heard she makes a fantastic broche. Very underestimated, beetroot soup.

Offline Footy-Vill

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Re: Ashley Young - welcome home.
« Reply #292 on: July 16, 2021, 05:05:05 PM »
This is the sort of signing that pushes us on.
Great to have one of my all time favourite and most exciting players back!
I look forward to him bringing the leadership , experience and know how as well as the gameship to the ref and opposition
Ash is someone who speaks up both on the field and a big voice in the dress room.
Think he can make a big impression with the squad and what it takes to be a winner.

Online algy

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Re: Ashley Young - welcome home.
« Reply #293 on: July 16, 2021, 05:44:15 PM »
This is the sort of signing that pushes us on.
Great to have one of my all time favourite and most exciting players back!
I look forward to him bringing the leadership , experience and know how as well as the gameship to the ref and opposition
Ash is someone who speaks up both on the field and a big voice in the dress room.
Think he can make a big impression with the squad and what it takes to be a winner.
Good to have you back, Footy

Offline eamonn

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Re: Ashley Young - welcome home.
« Reply #294 on: July 16, 2021, 06:02:13 PM »
Yes! Young and Footy back at last.

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Re: Ashley Young - welcome home.
« Reply #295 on: July 16, 2021, 06:21:32 PM »
Welcome back, footys coming home

Offline Flamingo Lane

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Re: Ashley Young - welcome home.
« Reply #296 on: July 16, 2021, 07:10:46 PM »
And tucked away in a slightly below the radar thread too.  Class.

Offline Footy-Vill

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Re: Ashley Young - welcome home.
« Reply #297 on: August 04, 2021, 11:33:21 AM »
Ashley Young taking free kicks in training was a good watch.
Looks like he'll be very involved for us if he's on the pitch.
Wonder if he will sometimes occupy the left wide forward role.
Rolling back the years
I mean he gets up and down the pitch anyway in his full back role but can see some cup match at least where he may play a wide role perhaps?

Offline Footy-Vill

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Re: Ashley Young - welcome home.
« Reply #298 on: August 08, 2021, 01:22:57 PM »
I hope he plays a lot of matches for us this season.
Great delivery and with set pieces coach he can have the payed right movement on end of things .

Offline Footy-Vill

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Re: Ashley Young - welcome home.
« Reply #299 on: August 08, 2021, 05:13:52 PM »
Great to see the Ash Young up in the box and scoring today

 


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