Unai Emery - our manager

[Brazilian Villain]

Wonder how the not being noticed thing is going when he bombs around in the most recognisable Stone Island life preserver in world football.

I don't believe the gilet is Stone Island, it's the sweater underneath that's got the badge.

[Smirker]

Although my daughters mates all had pics taken with him in Sutton a few weeks back, maybe the reporter was staying in central Brum?

What did he smell like mate? Ask her and let us know. I reckon he'd have a really nice smell like new play dough.

If I met him I don't know what I'd do. I'd probably say something nice in Spanish and shake his hand.

[Brazilian Villain]

If I met him I don't know what I'd do. I'd probably say something nice in Spanish and shake his hand.

You'd probably tell him you were looking forward to lots of 'scorchios' next season and, given his meticulous research, he'd know exactly what you were talking about.

[Somniloquism]

You'd probably tell him you were looking forward to lots of 'scorchios' next season and, given his meticulous research, he'd know exactly what you were talking about.

"Ahhh, that PeeterWithShiin, he is, how you say, fast on the draw. He does pess off that Mal Ingles character though weeth them".

[Percy McCarthy]

From the dressing room:

https://twitter.com/thevillatalk_/status/1663621738201055243?s=46&t=yJJM0fexrL69uBBRYWpKmQ

I read it in his voice.