Ah relax.
I got called 'a fat Alex Horne' the other night.
Didn't really get that at all, you look nowt like Alex Horne. And I'm bigger so can't say anything on the other front.
Haha, how sweet.
I love Alex Horne.
It was the 'fat' that wounded me deeply. I grew my beard for the express purpose of hiding my fatness, goddamnit!
I remember my uncle once saying to me 'You've only grown your beard to hide your chins' and I just said 'no shit, Sherlock'.
I also love Alex Horne. I even went to the Chicken v Egg match a few weeks ago. Probably the only acceptable half and half scarf in existence.
