Villa Park Redevelopment

[Sexual Ealing]

It's been folded into a bigger blind charity now. I've applied for the name but I have to meet a man on a bike to do it. There's something about a dating agency for blind people that makes me think I'll be fit to them as long as they're also deaf.

I fear the same sense used for Braille would count against you.

I've got the third-smoothest perinium in South Shropshire though mate, and nobody can take that away from me until next May, which is new fucking territory, I won't lie to you.

[Dave]

I always get the same vibes when I hear of Screwfix.

Dating agency for prison officers, or casual hookups for handymen?

[LeeB]

We should leave Toolman in Yardley out of this, I think.

[Sexual Ealing]

I'm sexually tense and I have no skin to lose in the dark beauty that's about to consume you both.

[Percy McCarthy]

You wouldn't be popping down to Screwfix if you broke that drill bit.

My wife used to work for a charity called Action for Blind People, and when we first met I used to pretend I didn't know it was a charity, and that she worked for a niche dating agency. I always get the same vibes when I hear of Screwfix.

This made me LOL out loud.  I feel like I'm going to struggle to imagine Screwfix as anything else now.

Yep, forever tainted now.

Also, Action for Blind People sounds like some hi-tech, Braille based Only Fans account.

That sounds a bit messy.

[Dogtanian]

Some more drone footage;

[Brend'Watkins]

You wouldn't be popping down to Screwfix if you broke that drill bit.

CFA (continuous Flight Auger) is what you want. Manufactured in sections. The drill head has replaceable consumables. I still have some in the garage if you need any?

I’m struggling to see why the need to pile so deep.

[FatSam]

You wouldn't be popping down to Screwfix if you broke that drill bit.

CFA (continuous Flight Auger) is what you want. Manufactured in sections. The drill head has replaceable consumables. I still have some in the garage if you need any?

I’m struggling to see why the need to pile so deep.

Bring it on Brend'Watkins! I'm all here for the piling chat!

[adrenachrome]

You wouldn't be popping down to Screwfix if you broke that drill bit.

CFA (continuous Flight Auger) is what you want. Manufactured in sections. The drill head has replaceable consumables. I still have some in the garage if you need any?

I’m struggling to see why the need to pile so deep.

Bring it on Brend'Watkins! I'm all here for the piling chat!

If you are not assiduous in your toiletry, piles will hurt you in the end.

My advice: don't take reading material or cryptic crossword puzzles into the bog.

Beware the Roids.