Villa Park Redevelopment

[Sexual Ealing]

It's been folded into a bigger blind charity now. I've applied for the name but I have to meet a man on a bike to do it. There's something about a dating agency for blind people that makes me think I'll be fit to them as long as they're also deaf.

I fear the same sense used for Braille would count against you.

I've got the third-smoothest perinium in South Shropshire though mate, and nobody can take that away from me until next May, which is new fucking territory, I won't lie to you.

[Dave]

I always get the same vibes when I hear of Screwfix.

Dating agency for prison officers, or casual hookups for handymen?

[LeeB]

We should leave Toolman in Yardley out of this, I think.

[Sexual Ealing]

I'm sexually tense and I have no skin to lose in the dark beauty that's about to consume you both.

[Percy McCarthy]

You wouldn't be popping down to Screwfix if you broke that drill bit.

My wife used to work for a charity called Action for Blind People, and when we first met I used to pretend I didn't know it was a charity, and that she worked for a niche dating agency. I always get the same vibes when I hear of Screwfix.

This made me LOL out loud.  I feel like I'm going to struggle to imagine Screwfix as anything else now.

Yep, forever tainted now.

Also, Action for Blind People sounds like some hi-tech, Braille based Only Fans account.

That sounds a bit messy.

[Dogtanian]

Some more drone footage;