Villa Park Redevelopment

[Hopadop]

Neil Cox incoming at right back?

[Rory]

The problem with selling the seats is the worry that you end up with one that belonged to a phantom farter and you end up with a vaguely unpleasant smell in the garden/shed/man cave.

Speaking of which, does anyone know if the farter in the Upper Holte (Witton side) around 2004/05 was ever outed?

My mate's brother had a season ticket but wasn't really bothered so I pretty much had his seat for the whole season. Anyway, every game there were two or three moments of absolute outrage courtesy of someone's faltering guts.

[Percy McCarthy]

The problem with selling the seats is the worry that you end up with one that belonged to a phantom farter and you end up with a vaguely unpleasant smell in the garden/shed/man cave.

Speaking of which, does anyone know if the farter in the Upper Holte (Witton side) around 2004/05 was ever outed?

My mate's brother had a season ticket but wasn't really bothered so I pretty much had his seat for the whole season. Anyway, every game there were two or three moments of absolute outrage courtesy of someone's faltering guts.

Smelt it, dealt it.

[Rory]

The problem with selling the seats is the worry that you end up with one that belonged to a phantom farter and you end up with a vaguely unpleasant smell in the garden/shed/man cave.

Speaking of which, does anyone know if the farter in the Upper Holte (Witton side) around 2004/05 was ever outed?

My mate's brother had a season ticket but wasn't really bothered so I pretty much had his seat for the whole season. Anyway, every game there were two or three moments of absolute outrage courtesy of someone's faltering guts.

Smelt it, dealt it.

Hahaha, it was collectively about a quarter of the Upper Holte, then! The groans started to spread and you knew it was in the post.

[eamonn]

Chris Harte banged on about it extensively on these pages at the time. Maybe too much.

[Mellin]

Rong Fred

[Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air]

We've gifted Scunthorpe a load of the seats currently being removed at Villa Park. Classy, as per.
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In other news, Small Heath have been asking if we intend buying up any houses on Nelson Road as they are after a few of the chimneys.

[Dogtanian]