Villa Park Redevelopment

[Hopadop]

Neil Cox incoming at right back?

[Rory]

The problem with selling the seats is the worry that you end up with one that belonged to a phantom farter and you end up with a vaguely unpleasant smell in the garden/shed/man cave.

Speaking of which, does anyone know if the farter in the Upper Holte (Witton side) around 2004/05 was ever outed?

My mate's brother had a season ticket but wasn't really bothered so I pretty much had his seat for the whole season. Anyway, every game there were two or three moments of absolute outrage courtesy of someone's faltering guts.

[Percy McCarthy]

The problem with selling the seats is the worry that you end up with one that belonged to a phantom farter and you end up with a vaguely unpleasant smell in the garden/shed/man cave.

Speaking of which, does anyone know if the farter in the Upper Holte (Witton side) around 2004/05 was ever outed?

My mate's brother had a season ticket but wasn't really bothered so I pretty much had his seat for the whole season. Anyway, every game there were two or three moments of absolute outrage courtesy of someone's faltering guts.

Smelt it, dealt it.

[Rory]

The problem with selling the seats is the worry that you end up with one that belonged to a phantom farter and you end up with a vaguely unpleasant smell in the garden/shed/man cave.

Speaking of which, does anyone know if the farter in the Upper Holte (Witton side) around 2004/05 was ever outed?

My mate's brother had a season ticket but wasn't really bothered so I pretty much had his seat for the whole season. Anyway, every game there were two or three moments of absolute outrage courtesy of someone's faltering guts.

Smelt it, dealt it.

Hahaha, it was collectively about a quarter of the Upper Holte, then! The groans started to spread and you knew it was in the post.