Villa Park Redevelopment

[N'ZMAV]

This redevelopment will bring in more fish as there is likely to be 1 or 2 season ticket increases before the stand is finished.

[Sdwbvf]

Don't they usually have the Rugeley trains and then a football special every half hour from Witton. They leave Witton full so don't stop at Aston. That said I haven't used the train for a couple of years because it's been such an arseache. On Proof House, I have been stuck there for 15 mins on the special before and watched my London connection leave.

[luke95]

West Midlands Mayor Richard Parker: "Huge congrats to Aston Villa. The good news doesn't stop there. We've got funding to upgrade Witton Station and we're working closely with the club and our rail partners to make sure fans get the great train arrival they deserve."

What about the tram .
We need a tram stop!

[LeeB]

This redevelopment will bring in more fish as there is likely to be 1 or 2 season ticket increases before the stand is finished.

I'll give up my plaice if they put the prices up again

[kippaxvilla2]

This redevelopment will bring in more fish as there is likely to be 1 or 2 season ticket increases before the stand is finished.

I'll give up my plaice if they put the prices up again

In which case they need to roe back a bit with those plans.

[mrfuse]

This redevelopment will bring in more fish as there is likely to be 1 or 2 season ticket increases before the stand is finished.

I'll give up my plaice if they put the prices up again

In which case they need to roe back a bit with those plans.

I’ve haddock with all these punathons.

[algy]

This redevelopment will bring in more fish as there is likely to be 1 or 2 season ticket increases before the stand is finished.

I'll give up my plaice if they put the prices up again

In which case they need to roe back a bit with those plans.

I’ve haddock with all these punathons.

Oh, get down off your high perch and get involved

[kippaxvilla2]

This redevelopment will bring in more fish as there is likely to be 1 or 2 season ticket increases before the stand is finished.

I'll give up my plaice if they put the prices up again

In which case they need to roe back a bit with those plans.

I’ve haddock with all these punathons.

Oh, get down off your high perch and get involved

This development I fear will attract a lot more prawn sandwich eaters.

[Behind Bluenose Lines]

This redevelopment will bring in more fish as there is likely to be 1 or 2 season ticket increases before the stand is finished.

I'll give up my plaice if they put the prices up again

In which case they need to roe back a bit with those plans.

I’ve haddock with all these punathons.

Oh, get down off your high perch and get involved

This development I fear will attract a lot more prawn sandwich eaters.

They'll definitely want to mussel in on big matchdays.

[Border villan]

This redevelopment will bring in more fish as there is likely to be 1 or 2 season ticket increases before the stand is finished.

I'll give up my plaice if they put the prices up again

In which case they need to roe back a bit with those plans.

I’ve haddock with all these punathons.

Oh, get down off your high perch and get involved

This development I fear will attract a lot more prawn sandwich eaters.

We are having a whale of a time with this thread. Please don’t batter me for this.

[Rico]

For Cod's Sake! Not another punathon!

[Mister E]

This redevelopment will bring in more fish as there is likely to be 1 or 2 season ticket increases before the stand is finished.

I'll give up my plaice if they put the prices up again

In which case they need to roe back a bit with those plans.

I’ve haddock with all these punathons.

Oh, get down off your high perch and get involved

This development I fear will attract a lot more prawn sandwich eaters.

You're always carping on ...

[LeeS]

This redevelopment will bring in more fish as there is likely to be 1 or 2 season ticket increases before the stand is finished.

I'll give up my plaice if they put the prices up again

In which case they need to roe back a bit with those plans.

I’ve haddock with all these punathons.

Oh, get down off your high perch and get involved

This development I fear will attract a lot more prawn sandwich eaters.

You're always carping on ...

Oi, that’s trout of order

[SaddVillan]

Some of these pun contributors are dab hands at it.

I'm quite sole'd on some of them

[cdbearsfan]

Have you considered being script writers for Miranda?