Emi Martinez

[pauliewalnuts]

Tyre kicking twats.

[Halfway to Moseley]

None of this makes any sense, surely it’s rubbish?

Serie A is a sub par league these days and Juventus aren’t in the champions league, whilst we are. They’re also offering peanuts for a world class keeper who still has many years left at the top level

Who does this potential move benefit other than Juventus, massively?

[The Man With A Stick]

Fucking tramps.  They haven't even got anyone decent they could throw in to sweeten the deal.

[Halfway to Moseley]

Can’t wait to see what shithouse antics he gets up to on Wednesday. Fully expecting him to show up with a map of the Falkland Islands in blue and white stripes shaved on his head.

[Hookeysmith]

Can’t wait to see what shithouse antics he gets up to on Wednesday. Fully expecting him to show up with a map of the Falkland Islands in blue and white stripes shaved on his head.

That would be  funny. We cannot complain if he uses every trick in the book of shithousery to get his side advantage in the WC semi, its exactly why we love him.

[pauliewalnuts]

Can’t wait to see what shithouse antics he gets up to on Wednesday. Fully expecting him to show up with a map of the Falkland Islands in blue and white stripes shaved on his head.

I have a feeling - based admittedly on nothing - he’s going to do something in this game which makes all other PL fans hate him.

A bit of pantomime villainry

[Steve67]

His Alpay moment!

[Monty]

Can’t wait to see what shithouse antics he gets up to on Wednesday. Fully expecting him to show up with a map of the Falkland Islands in blue and white stripes shaved on his head.

I have a feeling - based admittedly on nothing - he’s going to do something in this game which makes all other PL fans hate him.

A bit of pantomime villainry

I've got this exact feeling. He'll get someone sent off or give away the most cynical of penalties only then to save it, he'll square up to Bellingham and insult his mum. Something's going down.

[Sexual Ealing]

And then we'll take £5m from Juventus!

[Behind Bluenose Lines]

Perhaps we should have an Emi Housery bingo card for Wednesday, then.

Current list :
Falklands reference
Bellingham (or Kane) insult;
Getting someone sent off - suspect someone in their midfield will do that,  though;
Penalty cynicism.

I'll add an obvious phallic gesture with his gloves, and Ezri trying to calm things down with the other England players!

[Brazilian Villain]

I have a feeling - based admittedly on nothing - he’s going to do something in this game which makes all other PL fans hate him.

Shithousing a penalty shootout win would probably be enough for that.

I wouldn't be getting rid of him unless we get silly money. Even for Argentina, he's a massive presence at the back, and some of his long balls out last night were excellent.