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Author Topic: Emi Martinez  (Read 1067434 times)

Offline WarszaVillan

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Is he suspended for the next game?

Offline dave shelley

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What has he done that was so bad. He saved the first penalty and put his finger to his lips, saved the last one and did a sexy little dance? Why is every none Villa Fan going so crazy about it?

My guess would be because they don't have him.

Offline PeterWithesShin

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The fact one man can beat a country twice, and trigger them so much is rather splendid.

Offline Dante Lavelli

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What has he done that was so bad. He saved the first penalty and put his finger to his lips, saved the last one and did a sexy little dance? Why is every none Villa Fan going so crazy about it?

Are they?  I doubt most even know what happened.

Offline Dogtanian

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What has he done that was so bad. He saved the first penalty and put his finger to his lips, saved the last one and did a sexy little dance? Why is every none Villa Fan going so crazy about it?

To be honest, a sexy little dance was the least he could do after giving us all a semi!

Offline Forge10

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Neither the ref or crowd knew the rules by the look of it. He had the ball at his feet and they were brandishing imaginary yellow cards….

Offline villadelph

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What has he done that was so bad. He saved the first penalty and put his finger to his lips, saved the last one and did a sexy little dance? Why is every none Villa Fan going so crazy about it?

To be honest, a sexy little dance was the least he could do after giving us all a semi!

 ;D

Post of the day.

Offline Forge10

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What has he done that was so bad. He saved the first penalty and put his finger to his lips, saved the last one and did a sexy little dance? Why is every none Villa Fan going so crazy about it?

To be honest, a sexy little dance was the least he could do after giving us all a semi!

Impeccably delivered 🙏🏼

Offline Lastfootstamper

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Neither the ref or crowd knew the rules by the look of it. He had the ball at his feet and they were brandishing imaginary yellow cards….

I'm sure they said in commentary that he needs to be careful now with the ref, while the ball's in fucking play. You fucking want it, go and fucking get it.

Offline The Edge

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Shocking scenes in Lille tonight.... Aston Villa goalkeeper Emi Martinez gets dogs abuse from French supporter's because he pissed them off in the WC. Martinez saves two penalties in front of them to win the game for his club. He brutally shushes them and wiggles his hips in their general direction. A lifetime football ban and a 10 year prison sentence to be sought by French authorities.

Offline SamTheMouse

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He didn't even do much shithousing tonight.

Opponents and neutrals alike are so obsessed with him, he doesn't need to. His aura alone has them all gibbering and whining incoherently.

He's a mad genius.

Offline darren woolley

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He's simply the best.

Offline Drummond

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He's a winner and exactly what we need. I love him.

Offline Jane

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Yep. Love him. Long may his shithousery continue.

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