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Offline Percy McCarthy

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #11040 on: March 13, 2026, 11:43:05 PM »
He’s got a cyst on his knee apparently. But this will mean nothing to Smirker as he doesn’t count a cyst.

😉

Found it. Took a while.

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #11041 on: March 13, 2026, 11:48:38 PM »
He’s got a cyst on his knee apparently. But this will mean nothing to Smirker as he doesn’t count a cyst.

😉

Found it. Took a while.

How many posts have you made that include the word 'cyst', Perce?!

Edit: either way, Monty threatened you. Time to take action. I never liked him.

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #11042 on: March 14, 2026, 12:02:57 AM »
He’s got a cyst on his knee apparently. But this will mean nothing to Smirker as he doesn’t count a cyst.

😉

Found it. Took a while.

How many posts have you made that include the word 'cyst', Perce?!

Edit: either way, Monty threatened you. Time to take action. I never liked him.

Hmmm… he’s in Italy isn’t he? That’s handy.

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #11043 on: March 14, 2026, 12:09:46 AM »
He’s got a cyst on his knee apparently. But this will mean nothing to Smirker as he doesn’t count a cyst.

😉

Found it. Took a while.

How many posts have you made that include the word 'cyst', Perce?!

Edit: either way, Monty threatened you. Time to take action. I never liked him.

Hmmm… he’s in Italy isn’t he? That’s handy.

Exactly.

He 'borrowed' your quip! That's worse than Pie O My or jokes about ivory dildos.

"You don't do somethin', I gotta question your leadership."

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #11044 on: March 14, 2026, 12:12:34 AM »
He’s got a cyst on his knee apparently. But this will mean nothing to Smirker as he doesn’t count a cyst.

😉

Found it. Took a while.

How many posts have you made that include the word 'cyst', Perce?!

Edit: either way, Monty threatened you. Time to take action. I never liked him.

Hmmm… he’s in Italy isn’t he? That’s handy.

Exactly.

He 'borrowed' your quip! That's worse than Pie O My or jokes about ivory dildos.

"You don't do somethin', I gotta question your leadership."

Ok. And make it look like it’s from outside the family.

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #11045 on: March 14, 2026, 12:17:52 AM »
He’s got a cyst on his knee apparently. But this will mean nothing to Smirker as he doesn’t count a cyst.

😉

Found it. Took a while.

How many posts have you made that include the word 'cyst', Perce?!

Edit: either way, Monty threatened you. Time to take action. I never liked him.

Hmmm… he’s in Italy isn’t he? That’s handy.

Exactly.

He 'borrowed' your quip! That's worse than Pie O My or jokes about ivory dildos.

"You don't do somethin', I gotta question your leadership."

Ok. And make it look like it’s from outside the family.

I know a couple of tailors in Naples. I'll set them up with some scissors.

Offline Sexual Ealing

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #11046 on: March 14, 2026, 12:20:24 AM »
***Cough***Morrisey's cancelled Valencia***Mobilise***Cough***Morrissey drove to Valencia***Mobilise Morrissey***

Offline Sexual Ealing

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #11047 on: March 14, 2026, 12:21:32 AM »
Sorry, I'm giddy. I'm going to watch a programme.

Online Rory

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #11048 on: March 14, 2026, 12:24:33 AM »
Did you have a good time, SE, or were you punched in the face like me?

Offline Sexual Ealing

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #11049 on: March 14, 2026, 10:45:32 AM »
No punching but I fell over while dancing with small children.

Offline Rudy Can't Fail

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #11050 on: March 14, 2026, 01:37:08 PM »
No punching but I fell over while dancing with small children.

Jeffrey Epstein posted that a few pages back.

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #11051 on: March 15, 2026, 04:21:28 PM »
Worse than useless today.
Absolute shocker of a performance.

Offline Rudy Can't Fail

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #11052 on: March 15, 2026, 04:23:34 PM »
He doesn't even run around now. Just going through the motions.

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #11053 on: March 15, 2026, 04:26:31 PM »
Outpaced by Macguire ffs.Finished at this level

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #11054 on: March 15, 2026, 04:26:45 PM »
Really poor, couldn’t shoot, pass or trap a ball today.

 


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