Ollie Watkins

[AV82EC]

If we want  to win or be challenging for the League (I know I know) he will have to be replaced. For a team in the mix for European qualification each season (ok maybe not this year) he’s more than adequate. I think there may be someone more suited to the EmeryVilla central striker role than Watkins but whilst he’s here and Emery doesn’t seem to want to change him then it’s utterly pointless speculating.

agreed - our downfall is that when he's having a shite spell, we've got no real alternative

And if we have an alternative, he's guaranteed to sulk.

If Aston Villa were my sister and Watkins were her boyfriend, I'd tell her to thank him for the memories, move on and grow.

It’s why I’ve come to have some sympathy for the Smirker/Ealing anyone but Watkins collective. He’s what we’ve got at the moment so there’s no point having a go at him but if he starts whinging again when he’s got some competition (Ings, Duran, Rashford) then quite frankly the poor little lamb can do one.

[Sexual Ealing]

I'm sure it'll be different this time (she'll say to me).

[john e]

Name someone then. Name ten of them.

[sweating, furiously refreshing Football Manager] Uh, Jaime Tonbridge-Bort! Ahm, Nygard Bygard! Err let me see, er, Hydros Götterdämmerung! I'm sure there's more around here...

Tonbridge will never come and we can’t afford him anyway, Nygarde is going to Liverpool, Hydros to young and inexperienced
Try again

[Sexual Ealing]

Götterdämmerung is known to like a night out, and he's a walking red card.

[PeterWithesShin]

Götterdämmerung sounds like it's a tin of stinky fish.

[KRS]

Let’s see how he gets on when we start playing decent football, remember how to attack teams and start creating chances for him. His touch can be frustratingly poor and he does miss his fair share of chances, but when he’s scoring and we’re winning again then his critics won’t be so vocal.

You make it sound like when a goal scorer is scoring goals He doesn’t get criticism because he’s scoring goals.
But when a goal scorer becomes a non-goal scorer and stops scoring goals he gets criticism for not scoring goals

who’d have thought

Not what I said at all.

[john e]

I actually want to sign him now

[Sexual Ealing]

I actually want to sign him now

He won't help with our lack of directness. He just keeps the thing going around and around.

[Abbeyfealeavfc]

And if we have an alternative, he's guaranteed to sulk.

If Aston Villa were my sister and Watkins were her boyfriend, I'd tell her to thank him for the memories, move on and grow.

Wtaf!

[john e]

I actually want to sign him now

He won't help with our lack of directness. He just keeps the thing going around and around.

Plus everyone will spell his name wrong

[Sexual Ealing]

Nailed on for Blues anyway.