Spawny Vile bastards

[Lucky Eddie]

Whatever kind of depraved pornography does one have to search for to come across such utter filth?

[brian green]

The Holstein Herd Book of Working Bulls is pretty explicit according to my son.  He found one on a family camping holiday in Denmark.  Found discarded in a hedge he told me.

[DB]

Watched a bit of that, forgot what a shithole that place is.

[Brazilian Villain]

Top ho chaps!
Writing from ones estate out here in the shire.
I am so pleased that the ‘noses have evolved sufficiently to be able to toil away ceaselessly in Solihull (Hall Green to the rest of us) to be able to produce the Range Rovers that we, as their betters, use to allow the butler to pop out to Waitrose’s. Keep up the good work plebs.

You were doing so well, but nothing gives away the fact that you don't really live in the shires than adding a rogue letter 's' to the name of shops.  Waitroses. Asdas, Marks's etc.

Also, surely it's Tally-ho! Top ho sounds like someone Kyle Walker would breach lockdown with.

[kippaxvilla2]

Jesus Hookey, that's a bannable offence surely?

Thinking it is, let alone actually typing it out and pressing "Post."

To be fair I did start to get certain urges when she was watching the cup draw on the bed with other female friends.

[Sexual Ealing]

Jesus Hookey, that's a bannable offence surely?

Thinking it is, let alone actually typing it out and pressing "Post."

To be fair I did start to get certain urges when she was watching the cup draw on the bed with other female friends.

Suicide is never the answer.

[Border villan]

Top ho chaps!
Writing from ones estate out here in the shire.
I am so pleased that the ‘noses have evolved sufficiently to be able to toil away ceaselessly in Solihull (Hall Green to the rest of us) to be able to produce the Range Rovers that we, as their betters, use to allow the butler to pop out to Waitrose’s. Keep up the good work plebs.

You were doing so well, but nothing gives away the fact that you don't really live in the shires than adding a rogue letter 's' to the name of shops.  Waitroses. Asdas, Marks's etc.

Also, surely it's Tally-ho! Top ho sounds like someone Kyle Walker would breach lockdown with.

Tally-ho for the hunt, top ho when greeting chums.

[Risso]

Top ho chaps!
Writing from ones estate out here in the shire.
I am so pleased that the ‘noses have evolved sufficiently to be able to toil away ceaselessly in Solihull (Hall Green to the rest of us) to be able to produce the Range Rovers that we, as their betters, use to allow the butler to pop out to Waitrose’s. Keep up the good work plebs.

You were doing so well, but nothing gives away the fact that you don't really live in the shires than adding a rogue letter 's' to the name of shops.  Waitroses. Asdas, Marks's etc.

Also, surely it's Tally-ho! Top ho sounds like someone Kyle Walker would breach lockdown with.

Tally-ho for the hunt, top ho when greeting chums.

What-ho is the greeting of choice for the spawny-vile-bastard-Range-Rover-driving-shire-dwellers round here.

[Border villan]

Top ho chaps!
Writing from ones estate out here in the shire.
I am so pleased that the ‘noses have evolved sufficiently to be able to toil away ceaselessly in Solihull (Hall Green to the rest of us) to be able to produce the Range Rovers that we, as their betters, use to allow the butler to pop out to Waitrose’s. Keep up the good work plebs.

You were doing so well, but nothing gives away the fact that you don't really live in the shires than adding a rogue letter 's' to the name of shops.  Waitroses. Asdas, Marks's etc.

Also, surely it's Tally-ho! Top ho sounds like someone Kyle Walker would breach lockdown with.

Tally-ho for the hunt, top ho when greeting chums.

What-ho is the greeting of choice for the spawny-vile-bastard-Range-Rover-driving-shire-dwellers round here.

That’s the East Midlands for you👍

[Chris Smith]

The cure for having urges like that is to be injected with bleach.

Straight into the eyeballs.

[Damo70]

Top ho chaps!
Writing from ones estate out here in the shire.
I am so pleased that the ‘noses have evolved sufficiently to be able to toil away ceaselessly in Solihull (Hall Green to the rest of us) to be able to produce the Range Rovers that we, as their betters, use to allow the butler to pop out to Waitrose’s. Keep up the good work plebs.

You were doing so well, but nothing gives away the fact that you don't really live in the shires than adding a rogue letter 's' to the name of shops.  Waitroses. Asdas, Marks's etc.

People love throwing in a rogue 'S' that doesn't belong. The list is endless. Cliff Richards, Nigel Spinks....

[brian green]

Ignorance abhors a vacuum.  The Ss are spontanously generated in the linguistically challenged (see Government, present) to supplement the truncated words that end with a G.  And partially to purge the same group's use of the aberrant apostrophe.  Plum's for sale.  Room's to let. And so forth.

[Border villan]

Ignorance abhors a vacuum.  The Ss are spontanously generated in the linguistically challenged (see Government, present) to supplement the truncated words that end with a G.  And partially to purge the same group's use of the aberrant apostrophe.  Plum's for sale.  Room's to let. And so forth.

“See present Government”.

[brian green]

It would be filed under G.

[Border villan]

Ok then.
Government, see present.