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Author Topic: Spawny Vile bastards  (Read 17058 times)

Offline Risso

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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #270 on: August 10, 2020, 09:13:13 AM »
I've always said that documentary must have been done by a Villa fan, it's such a great pisstake out of them. I'm pretty sure it started with the narrator saying something like "Birmingham City are a professional football club, but not a very successful one." The youtube video seems to miss out the beginning of it.
didnt they have a fat cab driver in it who sings KRO, or is that another doco I’m thinking of?

Are you mixing up the taxi driver who isn't fat, with Barry Austen who most certainly is?

Offline robbo1874

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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #271 on: August 10, 2020, 09:46:37 AM »
Ha! Quite possibly. Comedy gold

Offline Damo70

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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #272 on: August 10, 2020, 09:59:06 AM »
You've missed out their official calendar printed with our honours on them and them having to release an official club statement saying they had never won the European Cup Damo 😀

I liked Barry Fry. You could tell he loves football and we probably wouldn't get away with pissing all over their pitch.


I think they have to piss on the pitch at the moment because it appears that currently they haven't got a pot to piss in  ;)

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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #273 on: August 10, 2020, 10:13:30 AM »
Top ho chaps!
Writing from ones estate out here in the shire.
I am so pleased that the ‘noses have evolved sufficiently to be able to toil away ceaselessly in Solihull (Hall Green to the rest of us) to be able to produce the Range Rovers that we, as their betters, use to allow the butler to pop out to Waitrose’s. Keep up the good work plebs.

Offline Deano's Mullet

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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #274 on: August 10, 2020, 10:19:18 AM »
Re the Range Rover jibes i remember in one of those rivals books that Blues fans commented on the quality of the cars coming in through the North Stand car park on match day compared to the types of cars seen around St Andrews. Now when you think the average fan parks outside the ground in car parks or streets they are clearly referencing vehicles owned by the club officials, players or VIPs usually. More missing the point and clutching at straws from our unwashed cousins.

Offline ChicagoLion

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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #275 on: August 10, 2020, 11:09:16 AM »
Cousins? Bollocks to that.

Offline Risso

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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #276 on: August 10, 2020, 12:55:54 PM »
Top ho chaps!
Writing from ones estate out here in the shire.
I am so pleased that the ‘noses have evolved sufficiently to be able to toil away ceaselessly in Solihull (Hall Green to the rest of us) to be able to produce the Range Rovers that we, as their betters, use to allow the butler to pop out to Waitrose’s. Keep up the good work plebs.

You were doing so well, but nothing gives away the fact that you don't really live in the shires than adding a rogue letter 's' to the name of shops.  Waitroses. Asdas, Marks's etc. ;)

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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #277 on: August 10, 2020, 02:37:57 PM »
Up this way is a The. You don't go to Asda. You go to The Asda.

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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #278 on: August 10, 2020, 02:41:49 PM »
Came across this on YT the other day:



Some cracking footage of SHA losing to Kiddy in the FA cup. Tom Ross looking exactly the same as he does now. Barry Fry signing 200 players in a week.

As bad as they are now they were proper s*** in those days and it really was a Sty back then. I think that was the season we played them in the league cup.

2 things i get from that

Firstly i actually thought half way through it was a spoof like Mike Bassett / The Office and fully expected FRy or the Porno Dwarf to look at camera ala David Brent

Secondly - and i am ashamed to say this - did not realise how doable Miss Brady was in those days

Offline brian green

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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #279 on: August 10, 2020, 02:52:49 PM »
In the Fens it's As Dah, Sains berries, Tecoos, Morry sums and the Kwap.

Offline Risso

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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #280 on: August 10, 2020, 02:53:08 PM »
Jesus Hookey, that's a bannable offence surely?

Offline Border villan

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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #281 on: August 10, 2020, 03:48:16 PM »
Top ho chaps!
Writing from ones estate out here in the shire.
I am so pleased that the ‘noses have evolved sufficiently to be able to toil away ceaselessly in Solihull (Hall Green to the rest of us) to be able to produce the Range Rovers that we, as their betters, use to allow the butler to pop out to Waitrose’s. Keep up the good work plebs.

You were doing so well, but nothing gives away the fact that you don't really live in the shires than adding a rogue letter 's' to the name of shops.  Waitroses. Asdas, Marks's etc. ;)

Thank you Risso for having the kindness to have pointed out this grammatical error committed by my secretary. In the spirit of forgiveness and in order to create a work opportunity for anyone unfortunate to have lost their job due to Covid I have sacked them.

Offline malckennedy

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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #282 on: August 10, 2020, 03:50:46 PM »
Came across this on YT the other day:



Some cracking footage of SHA losing to Kiddy in the FA cup. Tom Ross looking exactly the same as he does now. Barry Fry signing 200 players in a week.

As bad as they are now they were proper s*** in those days and it really was a Sty back then. I think that was the season we played them in the league cup.

2 things i get from that

Firstly i actually thought half way through it was a spoof like Mike Bassett / The Office and fully expected FRy or the Porno Dwarf to look at camera ala David Brent

Secondly - and i am ashamed to say this - did not realise how doable Miss Brady was in those days

If only she’d have known, she could have joined all the women waiting patiently in line to be “done” by you! She doesn’t know what she missed.

Offline Richard E

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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #283 on: August 10, 2020, 04:12:31 PM »
Jesus Hookey, that's a bannable offence surely?

Thinking it is, let alone actually typing it out and pressing "Post."

Offline brian green

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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #284 on: August 10, 2020, 04:55:02 PM »
The cure for having urges like that is to be injected with bleach.

 


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