collapse collapse

Please donate to help towards the costs of keeping this site going. Thank You.

Recent Topics

NSWE Investment by tomd2103
[Today at 12:14:34 AM]


Chris Heck - President of Business Operations by Toronto Villa
[Today at 12:06:52 AM]


Other Games - 2023/24 by Toronto Villa
[April 24, 2024, 11:56:03 PM]


Emiliano Martinez - World Cup winner and officially best keeper in the world by Hillbilly
[April 24, 2024, 11:46:00 PM]


Champions League Contention by Dave
[April 24, 2024, 11:04:47 PM]


Aston Villa vs Chelsea pre-match thread by VillaTim
[April 24, 2024, 10:35:53 PM]


MOTD by Brazilian Villain
[April 24, 2024, 10:01:13 PM]


Summer 2024 Transfer Window - hopes, speculation, rumours etc. by Demitri_C
[April 24, 2024, 09:46:49 PM]

Follow us on...

Author Topic: Spawny Vile bastards  (Read 50433 times)

Online Sexual Ealing

  • Member
  • *
  • Posts: 19078
  • Location: Bulgaria
  • GM : PCM
Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #210 on: August 02, 2020, 04:15:04 PM »
Very true.

Offline Dave P

  • Member
  • *
  • Posts: 14130
  • Location: The Ditch
  • GM : PCM
Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #211 on: August 02, 2020, 05:42:34 PM »
I was instructed by wifey once to bring pasties home from Becketts Farm as you do. I was Kings Norton way so sat nav took me left at the Man in the Moon and there it was: a sign with a big pair of knackers on it announcing ‘B’lose training ground’. I jumped like when someone puts a screaming clown on a clip of puppies playing. I always thought they trained at a rugby club by the airport.

Beckett's do very nice caramel shortbread.

And a nice half chocolate coated flap jack.

And oh my god, the hot faggot cob is to die for.

Offline Dave P

  • Member
  • *
  • Posts: 14130
  • Location: The Ditch
  • GM : PCM
Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #212 on: August 02, 2020, 05:43:52 PM »
Bristol City know they'll never get out of that division and so it seems they want everyone else to start on at least -12pts to give them a few weeks top of the table. Remember how giddy they were when they played us and were above us in the play offs?

“Let’s see where they are at the end of the season!”

‘Little’ Lee Johnson 01/01/2018

Offline Jon Crofts

  • Moderator
  • Member
  • *
  • Posts: 21043
  • Location: Lost In The Supermarket
  • GM : PCM
Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #213 on: August 02, 2020, 08:26:23 PM »
Bristol's a great city. I quite like the fact that their football clubs are perenially rubbish. It adds an element of cool about the place.

Best thing about going to Ashton Gate was North Street, pubs are fantastic.

Online Brazilian Villain

  • Member
  • *
  • Posts: 34238
  • GM : 09.03.2025
Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #214 on: August 02, 2020, 10:41:43 PM »
Each time I went I was in The Rising Sun which is home fans only. This involved a smuggling out of a ST but was sound once in. I also liked the alcohol concessions outside the away end at HT. My main gripe with Bristol was that taxis seemed pretty expensive by UK standards.

Online LeeB

  • Member
  • Posts: 31421
  • Location: Standing in the Klix-O-Gum queue.
  • GM : May, 2014
Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #215 on: August 02, 2020, 10:48:42 PM »
Each time I went I was in The Rising Sun which is home fans only. This involved a smuggling out of a ST but was sound once in. I also liked the alcohol concessions outside the away end at HT. My main gripe with Bristol was that taxis seemed pretty expensive by UK standards.

He charged you extra for wearing that ‘MAGA’ cap.

Online Sexual Ealing

  • Member
  • *
  • Posts: 19078
  • Location: Bulgaria
  • GM : PCM
Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #216 on: August 02, 2020, 10:57:00 PM »
It wasn't enough.

Online Brazilian Villain

  • Member
  • *
  • Posts: 34238
  • GM : 09.03.2025
Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #217 on: August 02, 2020, 11:57:03 PM »
Each time I went I was in The Rising Sun which is home fans only. This involved a smuggling out of a ST but was sound once in. I also liked the alcohol concessions outside the away end at HT. My main gripe with Bristol was that taxis seemed pretty expensive by UK standards.

He charged you extra for wearing that ‘MAGA’ cap.

Nah, I was wearing my 'Maggie' cap that day.

Online kippaxvilla2

  • Member
  • Posts: 23088
  • Location: Back in Solihull
Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #218 on: August 04, 2020, 07:57:10 PM »
My play off final viewing as been spoiled because that spawny vile bastard Bacon Face is on the panel of sky’s play off final coverage.  JUST because he used to manage Brentford.  Meeeja bias.

Online dave.woodhall

  • Moderator
  • Member
  • *
  • Posts: 61575
  • Location: Treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry.
Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #219 on: August 04, 2020, 08:01:41 PM »
My play off final viewing as been spoiled because that spawny vile bastard Bacon Face is on the panel of sky’s play off final coverage.  JUST because he used to manage Brentford.  Meeeja bias.

Typical Viler behaviour. What does he know about play-off finals anyway?

Offline Des Little

  • Member
  • Posts: 12463
  • Location: A5 Ultra
  • GM : 03.05.2021
Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #220 on: August 04, 2020, 08:04:43 PM »
The DVB

Offline Damo70

  • Member
  • Posts: 30877
Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #221 on: August 04, 2020, 08:53:44 PM »
Bristol was great for a weekend. Back in my single days Mauratinias was a good bar/club to frequent. We then spent some time in Plymouth which was also a good place if you were single and ready to mingle.

Offline Dave P

  • Member
  • *
  • Posts: 14130
  • Location: The Ditch
  • GM : PCM
Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #222 on: August 04, 2020, 10:08:25 PM »
Plymouth is the Coventry of the south

Offline Dougs Socks

  • Member
  • Posts: 160
  • Age: 120
  • Location: Brum
Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #223 on: August 04, 2020, 11:46:57 PM »
I think he was mocking their arguments "Vile aren't a big club, I just spend my every waking hour thinking about them".

Yep!...they seem to have gone a little quiet now....skint pricks  8)

Offline chrisw1

  • Member
  • *
  • Posts: 9269
  • GM : 20.08.2024
Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #224 on: August 05, 2020, 10:07:01 AM »
Vile are so spawny, now Brentford have lost they'll get all their transfer targets for half price.  Bastards.

 


SimplePortal 2.3.6 © 2008-2014, SimplePortal