Summer transfer, gossip, speculation and the usual butter ollocks thread

[cdbearsfan]

Sexy and goaly ftw !

It's probably my use of phrases like that which have caused Dean Smith to stop returning my calls when I phone to offer transfer advice.

[SoccerHQ]

What about Batshuayi?
In last year of his contract and not fancied by Lamplard.
Probably a similar price to Watkins but much higher wages
He does have the premier league experience badge.

Good shout. Rate him and won’t cost a bomb.

He can also hold the ball up well.

He actually can't which is why he's struggled to get a start at Chelsea. Your boy Davis is better at hold up play.

I think with the striker it would make sense just to get an experienced head for a year or two while however else we sign upfront like say a Watkins develops for a year.

Valencia are selling anything that moves currently so think going for Kevin Gamiero would be a decent move. Or even Maxi Gomez after our links to him last summer.

[garyellis]

What about Batshuayi?
In last fffyear of his contract and not fancied by Lamplard.
Probably a similar price to Watkins but much higher wages
He does have the premier league experience badge.

Good shout. Rate him and won’t cost a bomb.

He can also hold the ball up well.

He actually can't which is why he's struggled to get a start at Chelsea. Your boy Davis is better at hold up play.

I think with the striker it would make sense just to get an experienced head for a year or two while however else we sign upfront like say a Watkins develops for a year.

Valencia are selling anything that moves currently so think going for Kevin Gamiero would be a decent move. Or even Maxi Gomez after our links to him last summer.

Gamiero a lot older and not prolific. Gomez very different and may attract champions league clubs. What about Callum Wilson as well as Watkins? I think Villa would be a big gig for both players and they would be motivated beyond the sign on fees and salary package.

[villabear]

Apologies if posted before. Werder Bremen’s Milot Rascica being linked with us and Wolves this evening on Twitter through different sites. Apparently recently photographed with Nakamba so deal done then obviously.

[Dave]

Apologies if posted before. Werder Bremen’s Milot Rascica being linked with us and Wolves this evening on Twitter through different sites. Apparently recently photographed with Nakamba so deal done then obviously.

It's not recent, it's from when they played at Vitesse Arnham together a few years ago.

[Ads]

Kosovan journalist saying we're in advanced negotiations for him.

[cdbearsfan]

We did just sign some young babby from them, as I recall, so it may be that we are trying to sign all their alumni. They could be for the NSWE ownership what Celtic were for the Randy Years before he started going on about Shummamites, sticking pencils up his nose and smearing his cock with Bovril. (Possibly).

[Sexual Ealing]

We did just sign some young babby from them, as I recall, so it may be that we are trying to sign all their alumni. They could be for the NSWE ownership what Celtic were for the Randy Years before he started going on about Shummamites, sticking pencils up his nose and smearing his cock with Bovril. (Possibly).

Have you been reading my emails?

[Toronto Villa]

Milot Rashica rumours heating up.

https://twitter.com/kosovanfooty_en/status/1293654032091942913?s=21

[KevinGage]

We did just sign some young babby from them, as I recall, so it may be that we are trying to sign all their alumni. They could be for the NSWE ownership what Celtic were for the Randy Years before he started going on about Shummamites, sticking pencils up his nose and smearing his cock with Bovril. (Possibly).

About time Amazon or Netflix ran with a tribute to those great times.

[cdbearsfan]

We did just sign some young babby from them, as I recall, so it may be that we are trying to sign all their alumni. They could be for the NSWE ownership what Celtic were for the Randy Years before he started going on about Shummamites, sticking pencils up his nose and smearing his cock with Bovril. (Possibly).

Have you been reading my emails?

Well, you stopped sending the suggestive PMs so I had to get my fun somewhere.

[KevinGage]

Interesting how such a small country (province, even) has produced a succession of top class players over the past 10-15 years.

Half of that Swiss team seem to be Kosovan-born, as an example.

[Dave]

Interesting how such a small country (province, even) has produced a succession of top class players over the past 10-15 years.

Half of that Swiss team seem to be Kosovan-born, as an example.

Similar to Croatia in the early 90s.

[Sexual Ealing]

According to his YouTube video he does a lot of 'not scoring'. He'll fit right in.

[cdbearsfan]

The Balkan nations, generally, are massively overachieving, and have done for years. Fair fucks.