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Author Topic: Your all time, ultimate shit Aston Villa line up  (Read 9451 times)

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Re: Your all time, ultimate shit Aston Villa line up
« Reply #195 on: April 10, 2020, 01:45:00 PM »
Birthdate - NOYB

Started Supporting - 1980

Manager/Coach - Billy McNeill , Paul Lambert (Assistant)

Keeper - Mark Bunn

Defender - Joe Bennett
Defender - Stephen Warnock
Defender - Paul Elliot
Defender - Joleon Lescott

Midfielder - Steve Stone
Midfielder - Paul Mortimer
Midfielder - Stephen Ireland
Midfielder - Aleksander Tonev

Attacker - Bosko Balaban
Attacker - Rudy Gestede

Subs
Keeper - Brad Guzan
Defender - Steve Foster
Defender - Ally Cissoko
Midfielder - Nigel Callaghan
Midfielder - Leandro Bacuna
Attacker - Grant Holt
Attacker - Ross McCormack

I defy any team in the world not to be able to beat this shower.

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Re: Your all time, ultimate shit Aston Villa line up
« Reply #196 on: April 10, 2020, 01:53:23 PM »
Birthdate - NOYB

Started Supporting - 1980

Manager/Coach - Billy McNeill , Paul Lambert (Assistant)

Keeper - Mark Bunn

Defender - Joe Bennett
Defender - Stephen Warnock
Defender - Paul Elliot
Defender - Joleon Lescott

Midfielder - Steve Stone
Midfielder - Paul Mortimer
Midfielder - Stephen Ireland
Midfielder - Aleksander Tonev

Attacker - Bosko Balaban
Attacker - Rudy Gestede

Subs
Keeper - Brad Guzan
Defender - Steve Foster
Defender - Ally Cissoko
Midfielder - Nigel Callaghan
Midfielder - Leandro Bacuna
Attacker - Grant Holt
Attacker - Ross McCormack

I defy any team in the world not to be able to beat this shower.


Small Heath's best XI.

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Re: Your all time, ultimate shit Aston Villa line up
« Reply #197 on: April 10, 2020, 03:08:43 PM »
Birthdate - NOYB

Started Supporting - 1980

Manager/Coach - Billy McNeill , Paul Lambert (Assistant)

Keeper - Mark Bunn

Defender - Joe Bennett
Defender - Stephen Warnock
Defender - Paul Elliot
Defender - Joleon Lescott

Midfielder - Steve Stone
Midfielder - Paul Mortimer
Midfielder - Stephen Ireland
Midfielder - Aleksander Tonev

Attacker - Bosko Balaban
Attacker - Rudy Gestede

Subs
Keeper - Brad Guzan
Defender - Steve Foster
Defender - Ally Cissoko
Midfielder - Nigel Callaghan
Midfielder - Leandro Bacuna
Attacker - Grant Holt
Attacker - Ross McCormack

I defy any team in the world not to be able to beat this shower.


Small Heath's best XI.

Do moral victories count?

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Re: Your all time, ultimate shit Aston Villa line up
« Reply #198 on: April 10, 2020, 03:26:32 PM »
Following on from my 'Formative Greatest ever which I can only be positive about, here is the corollary (i.e. the worst in my view).
The names are those I have an opinion about, there will of course be worse that I didn't see, don't remember, or don't have an opinion of. I had quite a lot of gap years as an armchair watcher between 81/2 and our dismal tail end in the prem last time.

Here goes then.....

Manager Lambert (still hasn't been found out at other clubs even though when the mumbling starts the game is up)

Guzan

Engels, Konsa (sorry just average championship quality)

Ireland, Collins, Lescott, Senderos, Dunne (way too slow)

Downing, Agbonlahor ('cos he didn't give a shit), Heskey

Subs

Kalinic, Given
N'Zogbia, Richards
Hepburn-Murphy, Jota, Nakamba (only ever passes sideways/backwards), Luiz
McCormack

In the Waiting Room

Mgr - Smith
Suliman
Mings (too casual, only one foot)
Lansbury
O'Hare
Wesley

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Re: Your all time, ultimate shit Aston Villa line up
« Reply #199 on: April 10, 2020, 03:58:24 PM »
Some very poor choices there tbh.

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Re: Your all time, ultimate shit Aston Villa line up
« Reply #200 on: April 10, 2020, 04:05:30 PM »
Some very poor choices there tbh.
Yes very strange.

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Re: Your all time, ultimate shit Aston Villa line up
« Reply #201 on: April 10, 2020, 05:08:15 PM »
Some very poor choices there tbh.

I think you've been extremely kind with "very poor".

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Re: Your all time, ultimate shit Aston Villa line up
« Reply #202 on: April 10, 2020, 11:26:32 PM »
Not enough centre backs in that team.

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Re: Your all time, ultimate shit Aston Villa line up
« Reply #203 on: April 11, 2020, 12:03:20 AM »
Think there has to be some kind of separation between players who simply weren't good enough and those who probably were more than good enough and just mugged the club off.  I do have some sympathy for some who would reside the former group, as some of them might have been decent enough lads who saw a great move for them turn sour or might have been past or not quite yet reached reached their best when they arrived.  Those that reside in the latter group are the ones who deserve to be on a list like this.

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Re: Your all time, ultimate shit Aston Villa line up
« Reply #204 on: April 11, 2020, 07:25:30 AM »
That is a truly shit team, not sure if Brad deserves a place on the bench though.

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Re: Your all time, ultimate shit Aston Villa line up
« Reply #205 on: April 11, 2020, 11:13:09 AM »
Is the Russian in based on that video on his thread this week where he smashed a ball through an upstairs window while playing by himself in lockdown mode?

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Re: Your all time, ultimate shit Aston Villa line up
« Reply #206 on: April 12, 2020, 08:38:34 AM »
Jordan Bowery up front. Probably the worst footballer Iíve ever seen in a Villa shirt. He was so out of his depth in the PL I felt sorry for him.

Yeah, dreadful, but he did have one very good game, which was Hull at home. Thatís probably one more than Balaban or Holt.

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Re: Your all time, ultimate shit Aston Villa line up
« Reply #207 on: April 12, 2020, 08:46:25 AM »
Problem with Bowery was being a player his club valued at £250,000 for whom we paid £500,000.

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Re: Your all time, ultimate shit Aston Villa line up
« Reply #208 on: April 12, 2020, 09:52:44 AM »
Problem with Bowery was being a player his club valued at £250,000 for whom we paid £500,000.

Crikey thatís a thread thatíll keep us going out of the lockdown: most over priced purchases/under valued sales.
Is it me or does that envoke MON transfer business, (along with refusing to play the people you sign)?
Then a presumably much shorter McGinn/Grealish/Downing crowned bargain/grow your own/took them to the cleaners thread...

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Re: Your all time, ultimate shit Aston Villa line up
« Reply #209 on: April 12, 2020, 10:05:55 AM »
Problem with Bowery was being a player his club valued at £250,000 for whom we paid £500,000.

Crikey thatís a thread thatíll keep us going out of the lockdown: most over priced purchases/under valued sales.
Is it me or does that envoke MON transfer business, (along with refusing to play the people you sign)?
Then a presumably much shorter McGinn/Grealish/Downing crowned bargain/grow your own/took them to the cleaners thread...

It was obviously bollocks, but I remember the rumour that we'd faxed our bid to Bradford for Ormondroyd, and they replied asking if it was a mistake because there were too many zeros.

 


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